Mar 11, 2008

Ryan Seacrest wants us all to know he's not gay


Aaaaw, isn't he pretty? Seacrest will always remain a mystery when it comes to his sexuality, and his dating life has been kept pretty secretive. Remember when he dated Teri Hatcher for like, five minutes? Anyway, and this is kind of disturbing, I warn you, the Idol host has reportedly been secretly dating none other than bimbo-licious Holly Huddleston. You may not know her name, but you would know her boobs. She is one half of "the Olly Girls", as seen on E!'s "reality" show, Sunset Tan. Ryan, what are you trying to prove by dating this 12-year-old slut? She has crap for brains, no talent, and exploits her body to a disgusting degree. What can he possibly see in her? Can she even hold a conversation? Seacrest out...of his mind!

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