England crowns a plus size beauty queen

Europe is where it's at! Size 16 Chloe Marshall was recently crowned Miss Surrey 2008 and will be going on to compete in the Miss England pageant in July. The gorgeous 17-year-old says that she wouldn't change a thing about her bod. Go girl!

Gwyneth Paltrow shows off her...butt? vag?

Perez Hilton (a.k.a. the most bigoted gay man I know of) posted this gem of the mommy-of-two at a recent movie premiere. Hey, if she's gonna let it all hang out, at least she looks good doing it!

Sex and the City poster...Thoughts?

SJP looks absolutely gorgeous in this little blue dress, not to mention the complete opposite of unsexy (screw you, Maxim), but what's the deal with the other girls...were they MIA on the day of this photo shoot? One of the things I've always loved about the show is that even though it was technically "Carrie's thing", it was never just her show. If any one of the other girls left, the show would fall apart. So what's up with Sarah Jessica sans the girls?

Naomi Campbell makes me want to swear

The racist and full-of-herself supermodel made sure that cameras caught her making nice with the very same police officers that had arrested her weeks earlier after having called them "F**king white honkies", and being a royal pain in the arse after her luggage was lost. Note to the ageing model: you aren't as hot as you think you are!

M-K...WTF?

Those five letters pretty much sum it up. Discuss.

Katie Holmes eats WHAT???

According to Britain's most credible news source (sarcasm), Misses Cruise keeps her thin frame in check by following a diet introduced to her by the queen of malnutrition, Victoria Beckham. The diet supposedly consists of just 900 calories a day, and Katie eats a delicious variety of seaweed in various forms, frozen grapes and edamame (whatever that is). Eat Up Katie!

Alicia Keys: Racist conspiracy theorist?

According to a recent issue of Blender magazine, beautiful music isn't all this lovely songstress spends her time creating. According to the 27-year-old, who is half white, she has read several Black Panther autobiographies and wears a gold AK-47 pendant necklace which symbolizes "strength, power and killing 'em dead!" Keys also goes on to say that gangster rap was created by the government as a tool to get black rappers to kill each other and to keep great black leaders from gaining power.

For Nicole Richie, old habits die hard

She may be a reformed mother, activist and do-gooder, but Nicole's shady past continues to haunt her, which was made obvious this week when she had to report to "traffic school" because of her old driving arrests. As much as we hope Nic gets her bad driving habits under control, I must point out an even worse old vice: those horrible bug eye sunglasses. Get it together, Nicole!

Kim Kardashian spills the sex of Jessica Alba's baby

While talking about Jessica Alba's baby shower/promoting her children's clothing store Smooch to E! News this week, the bootylicious Kardashian sis mentioned that she bought lots of pink items and dresses for the mommy-to-be's celebuspawn, then looked horribly guilty when she realized that the Alba-Cash clan had been trying to keep the baby's sex a secret. It's OK Kim, we'll forgive the ass... this time.