Thank you, Watchmen. After a holiday season full of actual good movies like Benjamin Button, The Reader, Twilight and yes, even Step Brothers, it's so refreshing to pay eight dollars and spend three long hours of my life immersed in the complete and utter bull that you have the balls to call a "movie." Who wants to see quality film making when you can view a larger than life flaccid blue penis in raging technicolor, or see that girl who played Katherine Heigl's dumb sister in 27 Dresses try and be a real actress and engage in softcore porno action? So seriously, thank you so much, Watchmen, you are truly a breath of fresh air.
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