Jen Aniston spends X-Mas with her bff, Courtney. You might know her.

Could things be cooling down for Cougar Jennifer Aniston and her boy-toy John Mayer? It's being widely reported that the star of the new hit Marley and Me spent her holiday with bestie Courtney Cox Arquette and her hubby David, while the man with one good song spent his Christmas all they way on the other side of the country. What happened to Jennifer's parents? Siblings? You never hear about her having any family.

Tom Cruise attempts damage control, fails miserably

Can't he use his creepy Scientology mind-control to see that it isn't going to work...ever? Not only has he come out publicly in the past few weeks saying that he is dunzo with talking about Scientology with in media anymore (yeah. I'm sure that was completely your idea, Tom), but he recently dropped in on Letterman to do some serious damage control and show that he's a "funny guy" who knows how to make fun of himself. My personal fav jab was that he "believes that all psychological problems can be cured with Vicks VapoRub." As much as I wanna give Tommy Boy the benefit of the doubt, I think the only things he does whole-heartedly these days are control his wife and prepare for the afterlife on planet Xenu.

Don't hate me, but...

I'm ready for Taylor Swift to go away. Her songs are cute, but hosting the Grammy nomination ceremony? And honey, we're on your side when it comes to the whole Joe Jonas situation, but I can't go globally bitching to anyone with ears when I get MY heart broken, so why should you? Just saying.

Britney does Glamour

...and does it well! Did anyone else watch her special on MTV last night? I thought it was interesting overall, although it got a little slow towards the end, and watching her cry on camera was quite sad. No one really knows what's going on in that head of hers, but at least the outside of her looks fantastic!

How do I say this nicely...

I don't! Is it just me or are the Maguires the least-cute, frumpiest young family in Hollywood? I'm really not digging the Wifey's strapless black number/ sneakers combo. To each his own, I guess.

Tisdale channels Eva Longoria at the AMA's

Work it! It's odd how different the Tis looks since her first time around in High School Musical (you know, the early years), but this time around she looks less like Sharpay and more like she's imitating sexy housewife Longoria at this weekend's American Music Awards. Do your thing, girl- just don't lose YOU!

I didn't think I could laugh and swoon at the same time!

My favorite Christmastime ads have always been the over-the-top adorable Gap ones that they display 25-feet tall at the mall, and it seems like they can get just about everyone and their brothers to be in them. Remember last year's pics with John Krasinski? Too cute! Anyway, this year they recruited lots of funny guys like these two from SNL, Jason Sudeikis and Fred Armisen. How cute do they look? I knew I liked that show for a reason.

So, so sad

When I heard that Jennifer Hudson's mom and brother were found dead today, I couldn't believe it. You almost forget that awful tragedy can strike even those whose lives seem so perfect and blessed. At least her mom got to live to see her daughter accomplish lots of really cool things. RIP.

How does this happen?

Nicollete Sheridan is exactly twice my age, and she looks freakishly hard-bodied and hot in that little black bikini. I supposedly have "good genes" and bust my butt at yoga every week, and my ass more closely resembles two bowls of cottage cheese. Where's the justice in that?

You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt

Has anyone else contemplated what a travesty against humanity it would be if all of K. Kar's athletics on the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars caused her to lose that famously delicious ass? What is Kim Kardashian without an ass? That's like Jay Leno without a chin, or Brad Pitt without a penis. Let's not even go there. It's not like she could fall back (pun intended) on her acting abilities. Did you see Disaster Movie? Yeah, me neither.

Oh. My. God.

Vote for Sarah Palin or...

She'll f**k yo' shiz up!!

I'm afraid.

The hockey mom speaks

Gag me. If there's on thing that annoyed me more than Sarah Palin's blatant disregard for the truth, it was her pimping out her family for half of her speech in attempt to get us to vote for her. How dumb do you think I am? I'm not voting for you because you have cute kids. And though Huckabee's proclamation that "She's one of the most popular governors," is a convincing argument, I think I'll pass, thanks. when did this stop being a presidential election and start being a page out of my high school yearbook?

Adrian Brody no longer wants to attract women

I'll admit it, Adrien Brody used to be my favorite secret crush. Something about that huge nose just always did something for me. I love him in some of cute indie movies, like Dummy. But lately the look my former future husband has been sporting is a little less, well, hot. He looks less like a sexy leading man and more like a Jewish version of Borat. And it never hurts to put on some real pants before you leave the house.

I always knew I liked David Duchovny

Veteran Hollywood hottie David Duchovny recently checked himself into rehab, not for drugs or alcohol, but for a sex addiction! Duchovny's wife, Tea Leoni, is apparently sticking with him through this "hard time". Men, ugh. Hey David, when you get out of rehab, give me a call!

Excuse me, Miss Olsen? You seem to have forgotten your pants.

UUUGGHH! How many posts will I need to publish about her heinous style before M-K stops dressing like an absolute moron? She must not visit this site (shocking). The tiny twinster actually wore this "outfit" on a date with her bf out in NYC this week. Amazingly, he didn't dump her after taking one look at her in her dad's flannel shirt.

Even Pocahontas needs caffiene

Jessica Alba recreated every one's favorite John Smith-shagging Native American hottie as she went for a coffee run in LA this week. So she doesn't like being seen of as "Latina", but Indian is OK? I'm confused.

Is "Gossip Girl" the Next "OC"? OMFG, I hope so.

As a single girl sitting on her couch by herself, why would I want to watch two ridiculously hot people getting it on right in front of me? And seriously, the last thing I need is "It" girl of the moment, Blake Lively, telling me how perfect her life is and to watch her and co-star Penn Badgely shamelessly making out on and off set. Enjoy it now, Blake. In five years, you could be going the way of Miss Mischa Barton.

I thought you were happy with your body, J. Love?

Jennifer love Hewitt looked svelte again as she headed out with her fiance in L.A. earlier this week. Funny, because six months ago she was furious at the press for making fun of her curvy figure and stated that she didn't need to change a thing...and now she goes on a media tour and brags about how she lost 18 pounds. Don't act like the pillar of self acceptance and then go work out like a fiend. I would have more respect for her if she came out and said she felt like crap when the world called her fat.

I waited three months for this???

Did you guys watch The Hills last night? Dumb question, I know. In case you are the one and only person on Earth who didn't, here's what happened: LC went on a date with some vacuous hot guy, Lo was sort of a catty bitch, Audrina was skinny and overly dramatic, Heidi was skinny and overly obnoxious, and Spencer was a tool. I think that pretty much covers it.

LiLo has a romantic night out with her bf

Is it just me, or are Lindsay and Sam starting to morph into the same person? I have to admit, I like DJ Sam with her cute shorter 'do...but only because it makes her look like a man. I'm still straight, right? Anyway, the two look-alike love birds enjoyed Mexican food and each other's company before heading to a showing of the new Ben Stiller flick, Tropic Thunder. Who do you think payed?

Team Heidi or team Lauren?

OK, I'm about to throw something out there that may the most controversial comment since Reverend Wright went on his racial tyraid. Is it just me...or is Heidi being unfairly villainized on The Hills? I admit that she is a complete fame whore and that her boyfriend is definitely the scum of the universe. But, the more I watch the show and have to listen to Lauren Conrad's self-indulgent bitch fests as she completely overlooks the fact that Heidi has tried to speak to her like an adult countless times, the more I start to question the villain-hero statuses of The Hills' girls. Am I the only one who feels this way?

Why so blue?

The ridiculously hot yet inevitably downright creepy Tom Cruise, along with 44-year-old soccer mom Katie Holmes, took a stroll in NYC during some downtime from her Broadway play rehearsals for All My Sons. All My Sons? I must have fallen asleep that day in drama class. Anyway, Tom sported some sexy "see? I'm normal!" aviators, while Katie stuck with a classic button down shirt and some classic (?) silvery-blue nails. It must have been to offset her blue hands...

Tyra loves Michelle Obama almost as much as she loves herself

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, right? Either that, or this month's issue of Harper's Bazaar is just plain weird. Tyra proclaims her love for the possible future first lady which, who hasn't, but then takes it a step further by doing her "best" M. Dog impersonation... which ends up looking more like Diana Ross circa 1969. Truth? I think she just wanted to pretend to be married to Barack.

Ferris Bueller cheats on Carrie?!

While the demise of most other Hollywood relationships gives me a sadistic sort of glee... SJP and Matthew Broderick would break my heart! Not only is it one of the best Hollywood romances in terms of how long it's lasted (over a decade), but I think all of us girls love the idea of the dorky girl from Square Pegs getting hitched to the most popular guy in school. Not to mention the thought of little James Wilke going through the break-up of his parents. Let's all hope it's not true, but if it is... work it out!

Thank God she didn't face forward

What is it with Disney stars these days? First Vanessa Hudgens shows off her '70s-style savage garden, and now it seems Miley can't go three months without having some new slutty photo "leaked" onto the Internet. I can't decide what's worse: that green bra, or no bra at all? You think she's waiting until she's 18 to stop teasing us and show off all her naughty bits?

OK: 'Being a mom is the best feeling in the world!' ???? So not OK.

As the mother of a teen-aged daughter...which I am, well, not... It pains me to see this week's cover of OK Magazine featuring a creepily-soccer mom looking Jamie Lynn Spears holding her baby exclaiming, "Being a mom is the best feeling in the world!'. Dude, the fact that you're young enough to still go bye your middle name makes it more than a little obvious to me that it's really not the best thing in the world. And on a personal note: Biotch, I'm 22 years old. My uterus already kicks me in the gut every time I see a cute baby on the cover of a magazine- the last thing I need is to have your teeny-bopper ass parading your kid around; the kid you probably "care for" about two hours a day.

Leighton-lie Meest-man on the cover of Lucky Magazine

Seriously, how much does GG's Leighton Meester look like Natalie Portman on this month's cover of Lucky? I definitely had to do a double-take when I saw the mag, which proclaims Meester to be 'TV's best-dressed new star'. Ya think? I don't watch the show, (blasphemy, I know) but every time I see a preview I'm pretty sure her shoes alone cost more than one month of my rent.

Gwen Stefani and her tell-tale 'do

Or should I say, "don't"? Mrs. Rossdale looks better than nice in her form-fitting black maternity dress while hanging out with Gavin's mini-me, Kingston. But part of me, OK... a big part of me, wishes she would leave that mid '90s Scary Spice hair knot look back where it belongs; in the Spiderwebs!

The Hogan fam reaches a new level of creepiness

OK, so I admit I've kind of been under a pop culture rock the past few weeks (crappy summer job, interning and all that) so imagine my shock hearing that Brooke Hogan not only got into the latest issue of Us Weekly (why?), but that she no longer speaks to her look-alike mom, Linda, because she is dating a boy from Brooke's graduating class. Yup, the 48 year-old "cougar" is dating 19-year-old Charlie Hill, who basically looks like Hulk Hogan circa 1975. This family is nuts.

Another reason to hate Perez Hilton (and love Lily Allen)

The king of the phrase "can dish it out but can't take it", Perez Hilton, was smartly and brutally rebuffed by troubled pop star and pink-haired Lily Allen. Allen posted this doctored photo of Perez, a.k.a. Mario, after he repeatedly slammed her for her had partying and wilting career. Hilton has a history of kicking people when they are down. Remember when he famously announced on television not to buy Britney's "Blackout" album? While he seems to find fault in EVERY celebrity who is more famous, attractive and thinner than he is, he has failed to mention the monumental disaster that is his "clothing line" at Hot Topic. While I do think she should cut back on the boozing...I have to stand behind Lily on this one.

Sex (and the City) in NYC!

The new Sex and the City film FINALLY premiered in it's home, New York City, this week. It's about time, seeing as how those Europeans have had it for a month. What's that all about? Anyway, frenemies SJP and Kim Cattrall looked fab in metallic dresses as they strutted down the pink, yes, pink carpet. Can't wait 'til Friday!

Julia- stop frightening your child

Those are some scary Paris-esque wonky eyes! Does Ms. Roberts, seen here hanging poolside in the Bahamas with her one-year-old, really think her child will find that funny? I'd need a diaper change after that. Make that not-so-pretty woman.

It's the curse of the sloppy kiss!

First, Michael and Lisa Marie did it onstage at the VMAs. Then they broke up. Next, Al and Tipper did it, and he lost the election (sort of). This was followed by a string of other tactless celebs... like Angelina and Billy Bob (broken up). And I only wish I could forget that horrible, nasty swapping of spit between Liza Minelli and then-hubby David Guest. That image alone put me off men for like, 2 years. Stop making out in public, people! You may just end up like Jess and Tony here.

LiLo's P.O.'d about new ad

I don't really get it...but yesterday in USA Today they ran this ad, paid for by the liquor industry. It's obviously exploiting Lindsay's infamous mug shot to stir up drama and controversy. I think I might actually choose to back Linds if she fights this one.

England crowns a plus size beauty queen

Europe is where it's at! Size 16 Chloe Marshall was recently crowned Miss Surrey 2008 and will be going on to compete in the Miss England pageant in July. The gorgeous 17-year-old says that she wouldn't change a thing about her bod. Go girl!

Gwyneth Paltrow shows off her...butt? vag?

Perez Hilton (a.k.a. the most bigoted gay man I know of) posted this gem of the mommy-of-two at a recent movie premiere. Hey, if she's gonna let it all hang out, at least she looks good doing it!

Sex and the City poster...Thoughts?

SJP looks absolutely gorgeous in this little blue dress, not to mention the complete opposite of unsexy (screw you, Maxim), but what's the deal with the other girls...were they MIA on the day of this photo shoot? One of the things I've always loved about the show is that even though it was technically "Carrie's thing", it was never just her show. If any one of the other girls left, the show would fall apart. So what's up with Sarah Jessica sans the girls?

Naomi Campbell makes me want to swear

The racist and full-of-herself supermodel made sure that cameras caught her making nice with the very same police officers that had arrested her weeks earlier after having called them "F**king white honkies", and being a royal pain in the arse after her luggage was lost. Note to the ageing model: you aren't as hot as you think you are!

M-K...WTF?

Those five letters pretty much sum it up. Discuss.

Katie Holmes eats WHAT???

According to Britain's most credible news source (sarcasm), Misses Cruise keeps her thin frame in check by following a diet introduced to her by the queen of malnutrition, Victoria Beckham. The diet supposedly consists of just 900 calories a day, and Katie eats a delicious variety of seaweed in various forms, frozen grapes and edamame (whatever that is). Eat Up Katie!

Alicia Keys: Racist conspiracy theorist?

According to a recent issue of Blender magazine, beautiful music isn't all this lovely songstress spends her time creating. According to the 27-year-old, who is half white, she has read several Black Panther autobiographies and wears a gold AK-47 pendant necklace which symbolizes "strength, power and killing 'em dead!" Keys also goes on to say that gangster rap was created by the government as a tool to get black rappers to kill each other and to keep great black leaders from gaining power.

For Nicole Richie, old habits die hard

She may be a reformed mother, activist and do-gooder, but Nicole's shady past continues to haunt her, which was made obvious this week when she had to report to "traffic school" because of her old driving arrests. As much as we hope Nic gets her bad driving habits under control, I must point out an even worse old vice: those horrible bug eye sunglasses. Get it together, Nicole!

Kim Kardashian spills the sex of Jessica Alba's baby

While talking about Jessica Alba's baby shower/promoting her children's clothing store Smooch to E! News this week, the bootylicious Kardashian sis mentioned that she bought lots of pink items and dresses for the mommy-to-be's celebuspawn, then looked horribly guilty when she realized that the Alba-Cash clan had been trying to keep the baby's sex a secret. It's OK Kim, we'll forgive the ass... this time.

Madonna used to be sexy

At least, I think she did, I can't really remember back that far. But seriously, who rocks the 3-quarter leggings with baggy sweatshorts over them? Those perpetual workout clothes are an indication of how much she really hits the gym, and she could use some steak and some sun. Otherwise, we'll all be calling her Grandmadonna soon.

Joss Stone to play a lesbian in British comedy

This is almost like hiring Paris Hilton to play the bimbo in The Hottie and the Nottie. The dykealicious Joss Stone is set to try her hand at acting in a new British comedy that starts filming next month-and she will be playing a lesbian. "The script is so funny. I've been giggling to myself every day just thinking about the characters and what they get up to... I can confirm there will be a long lingering French kiss, but it won't be with a male!" How sweet.

Is Katie Holmes about to crack?

Why is it that in Hollywood at any given time someone has to be having a breakdown? Now that Britney's getting better, we need another celeb to meet the quota? Anyway, the new issue of Star magazine is claiming that Kat(i)e is at her whits end, exhausted and suffers from stress and dizzy spells. One of her biggest problems? Tom has left her with the daunting task of decorating their $35 million mansion. Let's all cry for Mrs. Tom Cruise.

Jeremy Piven is the new (old) face of Johnston & Murphy

the stars of Entourage aren't exactly the hot commodities they used to be, and they all seem to be branching off into other gigs and promotions. While Adrian Grenier's idea of "work" seems to be walking around topless with his gut hanging out, the Pivs here is the new model for the brand Johnston and Murphy. I'm not going to lie, I've never even heard of Johnston and Murphy, but this ad doesn't really make me want to learn more. It's not bad, but it's not...great, is it?

Christina takes her curvy post-baby bod out shopping

Taking a break from son Max, Christina Aguilera and hubby Jordan Bratman went shopping over the weekend, and Christina looked very cute, I might add. It looks like she's still got a pretty curvy figure from having a baby, but it's so refreshing to see a celebrity mom not turn into a stick again 5 minutes after giving birth!

Paris Hilton has a busy schedule and she has the print-out to prove it

Because we all don't hate Paris enough, she decided to flash her single-paged bold print itinerary while in her car last week. The month of March is a toughie for Miss Hilton! From LA to London, from London to Africa, from Africa to Germany...and she has to judge the Miss Turkey pageant! And don't forget all those Good Charlotte concerts she must attend in support of her new beau. Ah, the life of an heiress.