She doesn't waste any time

Hayden Panettiere is no longer jail bait, and she wants the whole world to know about it. A mere week after turning the big 1-8, pictures of a scantily clad Hayden on the cover of FHM are surfacing on the internet, much to the delight of geeky teen-aged boys and creepy middle-aged men everywhere. Go ahead boys, fantasize without feeling guilty. It's still a little creepy to me.

At this point, anything is an improvement

So, apparently Cameron Diaz realized that she was way too A-list for lame-o "mindfreak" Criss Angel, because now he seems to be smitten with Britney Spears (weird couple alert)! But anyway, I posted this pic to say something nice, so here it goes. Is it just me, or does Britney actually appear to be a bit like her former self in this picture? Big, pretty eyes, a decent wig, subtle make-up...take away the wannabe magician and she's golden.

Zac Efron makes me miss high school

Ok, so maybe that's a bit of an overstatement... NOTHING could really make me want to go back to that hell hole. But in the magical land of High School Musical where the jocks and science geeks are all hot and all hang out together, and and instead of sweat the basketballers ooze sugar water... well, you get my point. And so did everyone else in America. Friday night's premiere of High School Musical 2 brought in a record-breaking 17.2 million viewers, making it the most watched basic cable program in the history of television. That's quite the achievement. And luckily for me, that probably means another five installments are already in the works...and I can swoon over Zac's baby blues until I'm blue in the face.

Gwyneth Paltrow is a sexy cripple

I'm used to W magazine having photo shoots that are a little... well... avante garde, but this month's featuring Gwyneth Paltrow takes the cake! They not only decided to incorporate Gwyn's real-life knee injury into the sexy pics (and her love of bottle feeding rodents?), but check out those brows! Very retro. Looking good, momma!

Hey all...be sure to check out my article on Mel B's nuptials today on the dSpot at http://www.dotspotter.com/!

--Cassie

From one hot spicy girl to the next...

Check out those abs! Ginger Spice, aka Miss Geri Halliwell, is looking hotter than ever these days! These sexy photos taken recently of her in her teeny bikini show that this new mommy can bounce back quicker from child birth than Heidi Klum even could. Her new name should be "Sexy Spice" or "MILF Spice"!

Eddie Murphy tells the entire world what we already knew

What is it with celebrities thinking that we "normal" people are all a bunch of idiots? First, Star Jones comes out and confirms to the world that she did, in fact, have gastric bypass surgery...about a million and a half hours after we all stopped talking about it. Like Star could have dropped 3,000 pounds through diet and exercise. Now, Mel B's baby daddy Eddie Murphy is finally admitting that he is her 4-month-old daughter Angel's biological father. Eddie-- Melanie had a DNA test done in June- that YOU agreed to- which proved that you were the baby's father. Maybe he should read the tabloids more often.

Wait...she meant actual lollipops?

Apparently, when Britney tells her 2-year-old booboo Sean P. to go get "Mommy's lollipops", she means actual lollipops sometimes and not just those cancer sticks. You have to hand it to the girl...she lost her marriage, career and is about to lose her children, but she can still enjoy a night out on the town in a black one-piece jumper monstrosity along with her cousin and "singer", Alli. Get out of lala land, bitch!