Britney gives up on own kids; tries to steal other peoples'

It's been reported in Us Weekly that earlier this month, Britney Spears (is she getting skinnier?) showed up at an elementary school in Beverly Hills claiming that she was asked to "pick up" the young children of one of her legal advisers. After making a scene outside of the school and being asked to move to a more private entrance at the back of the building, the pop tart quickly fled the scene. Creepy.