LiLo has a romantic night out with her bf

Is it just me, or are Lindsay and Sam starting to morph into the same person? I have to admit, I like DJ Sam with her cute shorter 'do...but only because it makes her look like a man. I'm still straight, right? Anyway, the two look-alike love birds enjoyed Mexican food and each other's company before heading to a showing of the new Ben Stiller flick, Tropic Thunder. Who do you think payed?

Team Heidi or team Lauren?

OK, I'm about to throw something out there that may the most controversial comment since Reverend Wright went on his racial tyraid. Is it just me...or is Heidi being unfairly villainized on The Hills? I admit that she is a complete fame whore and that her boyfriend is definitely the scum of the universe. But, the more I watch the show and have to listen to Lauren Conrad's self-indulgent bitch fests as she completely overlooks the fact that Heidi has tried to speak to her like an adult countless times, the more I start to question the villain-hero statuses of The Hills' girls. Am I the only one who feels this way?

Why so blue?

The ridiculously hot yet inevitably downright creepy Tom Cruise, along with 44-year-old soccer mom Katie Holmes, took a stroll in NYC during some downtime from her Broadway play rehearsals for All My Sons. All My Sons? I must have fallen asleep that day in drama class. Anyway, Tom sported some sexy "see? I'm normal!" aviators, while Katie stuck with a classic button down shirt and some classic (?) silvery-blue nails. It must have been to offset her blue hands...

Tyra loves Michelle Obama almost as much as she loves herself

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, right? Either that, or this month's issue of Harper's Bazaar is just plain weird. Tyra proclaims her love for the possible future first lady which, who hasn't, but then takes it a step further by doing her "best" M. Dog impersonation... which ends up looking more like Diana Ross circa 1969. Truth? I think she just wanted to pretend to be married to Barack.

Ferris Bueller cheats on Carrie?!

While the demise of most other Hollywood relationships gives me a sadistic sort of glee... SJP and Matthew Broderick would break my heart! Not only is it one of the best Hollywood romances in terms of how long it's lasted (over a decade), but I think all of us girls love the idea of the dorky girl from Square Pegs getting hitched to the most popular guy in school. Not to mention the thought of little James Wilke going through the break-up of his parents. Let's all hope it's not true, but if it is... work it out!

Thank God she didn't face forward

What is it with Disney stars these days? First Vanessa Hudgens shows off her '70s-style savage garden, and now it seems Miley can't go three months without having some new slutty photo "leaked" onto the Internet. I can't decide what's worse: that green bra, or no bra at all? You think she's waiting until she's 18 to stop teasing us and show off all her naughty bits?

OK: 'Being a mom is the best feeling in the world!' ???? So not OK.

As the mother of a teen-aged daughter...which I am, well, not... It pains me to see this week's cover of OK Magazine featuring a creepily-soccer mom looking Jamie Lynn Spears holding her baby exclaiming, "Being a mom is the best feeling in the world!'. Dude, the fact that you're young enough to still go bye your middle name makes it more than a little obvious to me that it's really not the best thing in the world. And on a personal note: Biotch, I'm 22 years old. My uterus already kicks me in the gut every time I see a cute baby on the cover of a magazine- the last thing I need is to have your teeny-bopper ass parading your kid around; the kid you probably "care for" about two hours a day.

Leighton-lie Meest-man on the cover of Lucky Magazine

Seriously, how much does GG's Leighton Meester look like Natalie Portman on this month's cover of Lucky? I definitely had to do a double-take when I saw the mag, which proclaims Meester to be 'TV's best-dressed new star'. Ya think? I don't watch the show, (blasphemy, I know) but every time I see a preview I'm pretty sure her shoes alone cost more than one month of my rent.

Gwen Stefani and her tell-tale 'do

Or should I say, "don't"? Mrs. Rossdale looks better than nice in her form-fitting black maternity dress while hanging out with Gavin's mini-me, Kingston. But part of me, OK... a big part of me, wishes she would leave that mid '90s Scary Spice hair knot look back where it belongs; in the Spiderwebs!

The Hogan fam reaches a new level of creepiness

OK, so I admit I've kind of been under a pop culture rock the past few weeks (crappy summer job, interning and all that) so imagine my shock hearing that Brooke Hogan not only got into the latest issue of Us Weekly (why?), but that she no longer speaks to her look-alike mom, Linda, because she is dating a boy from Brooke's graduating class. Yup, the 48 year-old "cougar" is dating 19-year-old Charlie Hill, who basically looks like Hulk Hogan circa 1975. This family is nuts.

Another reason to hate Perez Hilton (and love Lily Allen)

The king of the phrase "can dish it out but can't take it", Perez Hilton, was smartly and brutally rebuffed by troubled pop star and pink-haired Lily Allen. Allen posted this doctored photo of Perez, a.k.a. Mario, after he repeatedly slammed her for her had partying and wilting career. Hilton has a history of kicking people when they are down. Remember when he famously announced on television not to buy Britney's "Blackout" album? While he seems to find fault in EVERY celebrity who is more famous, attractive and thinner than he is, he has failed to mention the monumental disaster that is his "clothing line" at Hot Topic. While I do think she should cut back on the boozing...I have to stand behind Lily on this one.

Sex (and the City) in NYC!

The new Sex and the City film FINALLY premiered in it's home, New York City, this week. It's about time, seeing as how those Europeans have had it for a month. What's that all about? Anyway, frenemies SJP and Kim Cattrall looked fab in metallic dresses as they strutted down the pink, yes, pink carpet. Can't wait 'til Friday!

Julia- stop frightening your child

Those are some scary Paris-esque wonky eyes! Does Ms. Roberts, seen here hanging poolside in the Bahamas with her one-year-old, really think her child will find that funny? I'd need a diaper change after that. Make that not-so-pretty woman.

It's the curse of the sloppy kiss!

First, Michael and Lisa Marie did it onstage at the VMAs. Then they broke up. Next, Al and Tipper did it, and he lost the election (sort of). This was followed by a string of other tactless celebs... like Angelina and Billy Bob (broken up). And I only wish I could forget that horrible, nasty swapping of spit between Liza Minelli and then-hubby David Guest. That image alone put me off men for like, 2 years. Stop making out in public, people! You may just end up like Jess and Tony here.

LiLo's P.O.'d about new ad

I don't really get it...but yesterday in USA Today they ran this ad, paid for by the liquor industry. It's obviously exploiting Lindsay's infamous mug shot to stir up drama and controversy. I think I might actually choose to back Linds if she fights this one.