Paris Hilton has a busy schedule and she has the print-out to prove it

Because we all don't hate Paris enough, she decided to flash her single-paged bold print itinerary while in her car last week. The month of March is a toughie for Miss Hilton! From LA to London, from London to Africa, from Africa to Germany...and she has to judge the Miss Turkey pageant! And don't forget all those Good Charlotte concerts she must attend in support of her new beau. Ah, the life of an heiress.

Her name is Paris

This just in! Miss Hilton (you must be worth a trillion bucks) is set to guest star on a future episode of "My Name is Earl". This time around, the heiress will really be putting her acting chops to the test playing...herself. This is really different from the time she did that one horror flick where she played, um, herself, and that one movie with the hottie and the nottie she just did in which she appeared as, well, herself.

Paris and Alex enjoy each other's company

Paris Hilton and (new bf?) Alex Viggo did some last minute holiday shopping at the Beverly Center in LA on Thursday, but don't be fooled- they're actually talking to each other.