Showing posts with label Jamie Spears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jamie Spears. Show all posts

Jul 9, 2008

OK: 'Being a mom is the best feeling in the world!' ???? So not OK.



As the mother of a teen-aged daughter...which I am, well, not... It pains me to see this week's cover of OK Magazine featuring a creepily-soccer mom looking Jamie Lynn Spears holding her baby exclaiming, "Being a mom is the best feeling in the world!'. Dude, the fact that you're young enough to still go bye your middle name makes it more than a little obvious to me that it's really not the best thing in the world. And on a personal note: Biotch, I'm 22 years old. My uterus already kicks me in the gut every time I see a cute baby on the cover of a magazine- the last thing I need is to have your teeny-bopper ass parading your kid around; the kid you probably "care for" about two hours a day.

Mar 16, 2008

Jamie Lynn laughs in the face of teenage motherhood


Haha! Being 16 and pregnant is sooooo funny! The littlest Spears sister was spotted out in Kentwood with a girlfriend grabbing some coffee in her Uggs last week looking absolutely psyched to be an expectant baby-momma. Honestly, if I had access to unlimited funds and 24-hour nanny care, I'd probably start popping out little ones, too.

Feb 17, 2008

Jamie Lynn loves being preggo


Why? Because she can't get knocked up again! according to hilarious blogger http://www.yeeeah.com/, the youngest Spears has been seen around town "propositioning" other men, and has cheated on on-again boyfriend Casey more than once. Looks like the apple doesn't fall far from the crazy-ass skanky drugged up popstar.

Dec 18, 2007

Jamie Spears pregnant- Let's all feign surprise


How are people so shocked about this? It was rumored a couple of months ago that Jamie Lynn Spears was knocked up by her longtime what's-his-name boyfriend (how long is a long time for a 16-year-old?) and that she was "keeping the baby". After revealing the news of her pregnancy to her mother, which reportedly happened around Thanksgiving, the two did what seemed to be the best idea at the time- tell it all to OK Magazine. That's what I would have done. Milk that cash cow, Momma Spears.