Has anyone else contemplated what a travesty against humanity it would be if all of K. Kar's athletics on the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars caused her to lose that famously delicious ass? What is Kim Kardashian without an ass? That's like Jay Leno without a chin, or Brad Pitt without a penis. Let's not even go there. It's not like she could fall back (pun intended) on her acting abilities. Did you see Disaster Movie? Yeah, me neither.
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Sep 21, 2008
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Has anyone else contemplated what a travesty against humanity it would be if all of K. Kar's athletics on the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars caused her to lose that famously delicious ass? What is Kim Kardashian without an ass? That's like Jay Leno without a chin, or Brad Pitt without a penis. Let's not even go there. It's not like she could fall back (pun intended) on her acting abilities. Did you see Disaster Movie? Yeah, me neither.
Apr 9, 2008
Kim Kardashian spills the sex of Jessica Alba's baby
While talking about Jessica Alba's baby shower/promoting her children's clothing store Smooch to E! News this week, the bootylicious Kardashian sis mentioned that she bought lots of pink items and dresses for the mommy-to-be's celebuspawn, then looked horribly guilty when she realized that the Alba-Cash clan had been trying to keep the baby's sex a secret. It's OK Kim, we'll forgive the ass... this time.
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