Ferris Bueller cheats on Carrie?!

While the demise of most other Hollywood relationships gives me a sadistic sort of glee... SJP and Matthew Broderick would break my heart! Not only is it one of the best Hollywood romances in terms of how long it's lasted (over a decade), but I think all of us girls love the idea of the dorky girl from Square Pegs getting hitched to the most popular guy in school. Not to mention the thought of little James Wilke going through the break-up of his parents. Let's all hope it's not true, but if it is... work it out!

Thank God she didn't face forward

What is it with Disney stars these days? First Vanessa Hudgens shows off her '70s-style savage garden, and now it seems Miley can't go three months without having some new slutty photo "leaked" onto the Internet. I can't decide what's worse: that green bra, or no bra at all? You think she's waiting until she's 18 to stop teasing us and show off all her naughty bits?

OK: 'Being a mom is the best feeling in the world!' ???? So not OK.

As the mother of a teen-aged daughter...which I am, well, not... It pains me to see this week's cover of OK Magazine featuring a creepily-soccer mom looking Jamie Lynn Spears holding her baby exclaiming, "Being a mom is the best feeling in the world!'. Dude, the fact that you're young enough to still go bye your middle name makes it more than a little obvious to me that it's really not the best thing in the world. And on a personal note: Biotch, I'm 22 years old. My uterus already kicks me in the gut every time I see a cute baby on the cover of a magazine- the last thing I need is to have your teeny-bopper ass parading your kid around; the kid you probably "care for" about two hours a day.

Leighton-lie Meest-man on the cover of Lucky Magazine

Seriously, how much does GG's Leighton Meester look like Natalie Portman on this month's cover of Lucky? I definitely had to do a double-take when I saw the mag, which proclaims Meester to be 'TV's best-dressed new star'. Ya think? I don't watch the show, (blasphemy, I know) but every time I see a preview I'm pretty sure her shoes alone cost more than one month of my rent.

Gwen Stefani and her tell-tale 'do

Or should I say, "don't"? Mrs. Rossdale looks better than nice in her form-fitting black maternity dress while hanging out with Gavin's mini-me, Kingston. But part of me, OK... a big part of me, wishes she would leave that mid '90s Scary Spice hair knot look back where it belongs; in the Spiderwebs!