Sex (and the City) in NYC!

The new Sex and the City film FINALLY premiered in it's home, New York City, this week. It's about time, seeing as how those Europeans have had it for a month. What's that all about? Anyway, frenemies SJP and Kim Cattrall looked fab in metallic dresses as they strutted down the pink, yes, pink carpet. Can't wait 'til Friday!

Julia- stop frightening your child

Those are some scary Paris-esque wonky eyes! Does Ms. Roberts, seen here hanging poolside in the Bahamas with her one-year-old, really think her child will find that funny? I'd need a diaper change after that. Make that not-so-pretty woman.

It's the curse of the sloppy kiss!

First, Michael and Lisa Marie did it onstage at the VMAs. Then they broke up. Next, Al and Tipper did it, and he lost the election (sort of). This was followed by a string of other tactless celebs... like Angelina and Billy Bob (broken up). And I only wish I could forget that horrible, nasty swapping of spit between Liza Minelli and then-hubby David Guest. That image alone put me off men for like, 2 years. Stop making out in public, people! You may just end up like Jess and Tony here.

LiLo's P.O.'d about new ad

I don't really get it...but yesterday in USA Today they ran this ad, paid for by the liquor industry. It's obviously exploiting Lindsay's infamous mug shot to stir up drama and controversy. I think I might actually choose to back Linds if she fights this one.