SJP voted "unsexiest" in Hollywood by Maxim

Can you believe this? Not only did the pigs at Maxim have the nerve to even create a list titled "Unsexiest women in Hollywood", but they had the audacity to name my hero, Sarah Jessica Parker, their number one victim. Shame on them for singling out a fabulous woman who may not fit the cookie-cutter image of beauty as "unsexy".

Britney Spears blames missed custody hearing on bad cell phone reception

This little one is full of excuses. Brit, seen here earlier this week looking a little bit over-dressed to be ordering fast food, has said that the reason she recently missed an important custody hearing regarding her two young boys was that she had bad cell phone reception and didn't receive the message clearly. What do you think?

Jaime Pressly's bringing Botox back

Don't get me wrong... Jaime Pressly has always been a beautiful woman and always will be, but is she looking a little...plastic? I'm just saying.