What the f**k happened to Hilary Duff?

Hil scares me these days. I know she's trying to escape the fact that we all view her as a sweet, blonde 13-year-old Lizzie MaGuire (which I wish she still was), but she looks like a 29-year-old hooker who has had too much botox. She's only 19! And don't even get me started on those horse teeth. She recently said that she gets taken more seriously as a brunette...I think we are all just more cautious around her so she doesn't do anything else rash, like implants, maybe? Hilary, you look more and more like your big sis every day. And that's NOT a good thing.

Be still, my beating heart!

My life is officially complete. The Spice Girls are definitely getting back together for a reunion tour! Things are sure different this time around, almost all of them are mommas and they are a little bit older. Judging by this pic of them taken recently when they announced their reunion, age has only made them look better!

The shorter her life, the better

As if it weren't bad enough to be created by two of the most beautiful people in Hollywood and come out looking like, um, that, Rumer Willis has to go and make things worse for herself by smoking like a chimney this week in New York. Rumer, you don't have much to work with to begin with, can't you at least keep your skin and teeth nice? Just a suggestion.

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Kate Bosworth gives us directions to her pretty face

Ok, so the apparel isn't the coolest, but I think it's great to see Kate out and about, and looking very healthy and happy I might add. Orlando must have been toxic to her to keep her looking so frail when they were together. Whatever she's doing she should keep it up because she is the most naturally georgous woman in Hollywood.

Somebody tell Kelly Clarkson to stop eating

"Oh my goodness, Kelly. Stress from all that drama with your record label and failed album got you down? It's ok to be upset, but becoming a total fat ass won't make things any better. And if you insist on keeping all that extra weight on, please, dress accordingly." Would someone please say this to her?!

Why... oh why???

Oops, she did it again (sorry, I couldn't help myself). Brit Brit has gone wannabe goth again, which is almost as bad as her recent bleach blond rats' nest. Kind of sad, seeing as how when she buzzed it all off it would have been a great opportunity for her to start over with her own healthy hair. Unfortunately for her, healthy and Britney don't even belong in the same sentence anymore.

Ok y'all, I'm off to the Big Apple for a few days of shopping and Starbucks... I will be back soon with hopefully lots more celeb news!

Giselle is the highest paid supermodel, homewrecker

That's right, according to the new Forbes 100 list, Miss Giselle is the highest paid model in the world. Guess that split with Victoria's Secret hasn't hurt her career much. Not like she has had much time to do work lately, what with chasing Tom Brady (and Bridget Moynahan's baby daddy) around. Gah, someone call Maury.

Lindsay won't be leaving rehab any time soon

Did someone hit this girl with a smart stick? First she cancels her booze-fest 21st birthday party, and now her reps are saying that she will not be leaving Promises at the end of the week, as was previously reported. Apparently she's realized that the first time in rehab didn't work so well. Whatever has brought about this wave of good judgement for Linds... keep it up, girl!

Katie Holmes is one hot momma

I have to admit, I have been worried about Ms. Holmes ever since her union with Mr. Scientologist became official, but seeing how happy she looks here made me breathe a sigh of relief! Suri is getting cuter by the second, and could Kat(i)e look any more sophisticated and pretty in that suit? She is flawless. And though all those rumors have been flying around lately, she certainly doesn't look preggers to me.

JT and Jessica do Stockholm

Here we see the happy couple together again (well, not actually together, they arrived on separate planes in hopes of tricking those clever paps), this time meeting up in Stockholm, Sweden for a romantic vacation, perhaps? Interesting, because just days ago a British tabloid reported Justin as saying Biel was clingy and following him around everywhere. Maybe he was kidding? I just hope Jess knows what she's doing, because she is way too pretty to be desperate.

Angie takes her pet fish out for a stroll

I know that Shiloh is supposed to be the most beautiful baby in the world and all...but it almost seems like those monstrous smackers of hers make it impossible for her to close her mouth. And what about Zahara? She's not even biologically related to Shi and she still looks like a trout. Maybe we just need to wait for their heads to catch up with their mouths?

Your daily dose of hotness

Aaaaahhhhh, Jude. Is it just me or is he getting to be more buff than usual? I mean sure, he's still tiny, but what's with this muscle tee, 12-pack of beer thing he's got going on? Trying to prove something to us, Jude? Whatevs, gay or straight he's still the epitomy of sexiness to me.

And you thought Paris was getting special treatment

David "Drunky Mcdrunkerman" Hasselhoff was just awarded full costudy of his daughter after a bitter court battle. How horrible of a person does his ex have to be if he was decided by a judge to be the more fit parent?

Jen finds love with British model, bottled water gets jealous

I'm all for Jen Aniston doing some promotions since her movie career seems to be at a, well, standstill. But shielding her face from the paparazzi with a bottle of water, label conveniently facing towards the paps? Holy product endorsement Batman. At least the Olson twins actually pretend to drink their Starbucks, not just hold it out in front of their faces. Wonder what the new boy toy thinks about her gig as a SmartWater spokesgirl?

Lesbians do it better

Ok, so I've never been a huge rainbow t-shirt wearing advocate of gay rights or anything, but I think Ellen and Portia are ADORABLE together. If Ellen asked me out, I would totally say yes AND flirt with her, and maybe even get to second base. I'm just saying. Those American Express card ads? So cute. I'm hoping Portia is just some temporary arm candy for her, because I honestly think she could do a lot better. Who is she anyway...she was on Ally McBeal for a couple of seasons like, what, 6 years ago?

Please, tell me it's true!

I have been spazzing out for the past month or so as all five members of the Spice Girls have been hinting about a reunion (yay)! Apparently the deal was off for a while because Mel C wasn't too into the idea (she was always my least favorite). Now their reps say that the reunion is a go, and the once 12-year-old me is geeking out all over again! This time there aren't any middle schoolers around to make fun of me when I wear my glitter eyeshadow and tennies with 5-inch thick soles, thank God.

You know you've got a problem when your momma looks better than you, y'all!

Ok, I'm really sorry, but Britney looks like she's aged 15 years in just 3 or 4. Is this what child-rearing does to you, or is it the drugs? Who knows, but homegirl should really get some of that lipo she loves so much done on her chin, and cheeks, and...well, you get the picture. Maybe she should start by cutting back on those cheetos.