The Hogan fam reaches a new level of creepiness

OK, so I admit I've kind of been under a pop culture rock the past few weeks (crappy summer job, interning and all that) so imagine my shock hearing that Brooke Hogan not only got into the latest issue of Us Weekly (why?), but that she no longer speaks to her look-alike mom, Linda, because she is dating a boy from Brooke's graduating class. Yup, the 48 year-old "cougar" is dating 19-year-old Charlie Hill, who basically looks like Hulk Hogan circa 1975. This family is nuts.

Another reason to hate Perez Hilton (and love Lily Allen)

The king of the phrase "can dish it out but can't take it", Perez Hilton, was smartly and brutally rebuffed by troubled pop star and pink-haired Lily Allen. Allen posted this doctored photo of Perez, a.k.a. Mario, after he repeatedly slammed her for her had partying and wilting career. Hilton has a history of kicking people when they are down. Remember when he famously announced on television not to buy Britney's "Blackout" album? While he seems to find fault in EVERY celebrity who is more famous, attractive and thinner than he is, he has failed to mention the monumental disaster that is his "clothing line" at Hot Topic. While I do think she should cut back on the boozing...I have to stand behind Lily on this one.

Sex (and the City) in NYC!

The new Sex and the City film FINALLY premiered in it's home, New York City, this week. It's about time, seeing as how those Europeans have had it for a month. What's that all about? Anyway, frenemies SJP and Kim Cattrall looked fab in metallic dresses as they strutted down the pink, yes, pink carpet. Can't wait 'til Friday!

Julia- stop frightening your child

Those are some scary Paris-esque wonky eyes! Does Ms. Roberts, seen here hanging poolside in the Bahamas with her one-year-old, really think her child will find that funny? I'd need a diaper change after that. Make that not-so-pretty woman.

It's the curse of the sloppy kiss!

First, Michael and Lisa Marie did it onstage at the VMAs. Then they broke up. Next, Al and Tipper did it, and he lost the election (sort of). This was followed by a string of other tactless celebs... like Angelina and Billy Bob (broken up). And I only wish I could forget that horrible, nasty swapping of spit between Liza Minelli and then-hubby David Guest. That image alone put me off men for like, 2 years. Stop making out in public, people! You may just end up like Jess and Tony here.

LiLo's P.O.'d about new ad

I don't really get it...but yesterday in USA Today they ran this ad, paid for by the liquor industry. It's obviously exploiting Lindsay's infamous mug shot to stir up drama and controversy. I think I might actually choose to back Linds if she fights this one.

England crowns a plus size beauty queen

Europe is where it's at! Size 16 Chloe Marshall was recently crowned Miss Surrey 2008 and will be going on to compete in the Miss England pageant in July. The gorgeous 17-year-old says that she wouldn't change a thing about her bod. Go girl!

Gwyneth Paltrow shows off her...butt? vag?

Perez Hilton (a.k.a. the most bigoted gay man I know of) posted this gem of the mommy-of-two at a recent movie premiere. Hey, if she's gonna let it all hang out, at least she looks good doing it!

Sex and the City poster...Thoughts?

SJP looks absolutely gorgeous in this little blue dress, not to mention the complete opposite of unsexy (screw you, Maxim), but what's the deal with the other girls...were they MIA on the day of this photo shoot? One of the things I've always loved about the show is that even though it was technically "Carrie's thing", it was never just her show. If any one of the other girls left, the show would fall apart. So what's up with Sarah Jessica sans the girls?

Naomi Campbell makes me want to swear

The racist and full-of-herself supermodel made sure that cameras caught her making nice with the very same police officers that had arrested her weeks earlier after having called them "F**king white honkies", and being a royal pain in the arse after her luggage was lost. Note to the ageing model: you aren't as hot as you think you are!

M-K...WTF?

Those five letters pretty much sum it up. Discuss.

Katie Holmes eats WHAT???

According to Britain's most credible news source (sarcasm), Misses Cruise keeps her thin frame in check by following a diet introduced to her by the queen of malnutrition, Victoria Beckham. The diet supposedly consists of just 900 calories a day, and Katie eats a delicious variety of seaweed in various forms, frozen grapes and edamame (whatever that is). Eat Up Katie!

Alicia Keys: Racist conspiracy theorist?

According to a recent issue of Blender magazine, beautiful music isn't all this lovely songstress spends her time creating. According to the 27-year-old, who is half white, she has read several Black Panther autobiographies and wears a gold AK-47 pendant necklace which symbolizes "strength, power and killing 'em dead!" Keys also goes on to say that gangster rap was created by the government as a tool to get black rappers to kill each other and to keep great black leaders from gaining power.

For Nicole Richie, old habits die hard

She may be a reformed mother, activist and do-gooder, but Nicole's shady past continues to haunt her, which was made obvious this week when she had to report to "traffic school" because of her old driving arrests. As much as we hope Nic gets her bad driving habits under control, I must point out an even worse old vice: those horrible bug eye sunglasses. Get it together, Nicole!

Kim Kardashian spills the sex of Jessica Alba's baby

While talking about Jessica Alba's baby shower/promoting her children's clothing store Smooch to E! News this week, the bootylicious Kardashian sis mentioned that she bought lots of pink items and dresses for the mommy-to-be's celebuspawn, then looked horribly guilty when she realized that the Alba-Cash clan had been trying to keep the baby's sex a secret. It's OK Kim, we'll forgive the ass... this time.