Sex (and the City) in NYC!

The new Sex and the City film FINALLY premiered in it's home, New York City, this week. It's about time, seeing as how those Europeans have had it for a month. What's that all about? Anyway, frenemies SJP and Kim Cattrall looked fab in metallic dresses as they strutted down the pink, yes, pink carpet. Can't wait 'til Friday!

Julia- stop frightening your child

Those are some scary Paris-esque wonky eyes! Does Ms. Roberts, seen here hanging poolside in the Bahamas with her one-year-old, really think her child will find that funny? I'd need a diaper change after that. Make that not-so-pretty woman.

It's the curse of the sloppy kiss!

First, Michael and Lisa Marie did it onstage at the VMAs. Then they broke up. Next, Al and Tipper did it, and he lost the election (sort of). This was followed by a string of other tactless celebs... like Angelina and Billy Bob (broken up). And I only wish I could forget that horrible, nasty swapping of spit between Liza Minelli and then-hubby David Guest. That image alone put me off men for like, 2 years. Stop making out in public, people! You may just end up like Jess and Tony here.

LiLo's P.O.'d about new ad

I don't really get it...but yesterday in USA Today they ran this ad, paid for by the liquor industry. It's obviously exploiting Lindsay's infamous mug shot to stir up drama and controversy. I think I might actually choose to back Linds if she fights this one.

England crowns a plus size beauty queen

Europe is where it's at! Size 16 Chloe Marshall was recently crowned Miss Surrey 2008 and will be going on to compete in the Miss England pageant in July. The gorgeous 17-year-old says that she wouldn't change a thing about her bod. Go girl!

Gwyneth Paltrow shows off her...butt? vag?

Perez Hilton (a.k.a. the most bigoted gay man I know of) posted this gem of the mommy-of-two at a recent movie premiere. Hey, if she's gonna let it all hang out, at least she looks good doing it!

Sex and the City poster...Thoughts?

SJP looks absolutely gorgeous in this little blue dress, not to mention the complete opposite of unsexy (screw you, Maxim), but what's the deal with the other girls...were they MIA on the day of this photo shoot? One of the things I've always loved about the show is that even though it was technically "Carrie's thing", it was never just her show. If any one of the other girls left, the show would fall apart. So what's up with Sarah Jessica sans the girls?

Naomi Campbell makes me want to swear

The racist and full-of-herself supermodel made sure that cameras caught her making nice with the very same police officers that had arrested her weeks earlier after having called them "F**king white honkies", and being a royal pain in the arse after her luggage was lost. Note to the ageing model: you aren't as hot as you think you are!

M-K...WTF?

Those five letters pretty much sum it up. Discuss.

Katie Holmes eats WHAT???

According to Britain's most credible news source (sarcasm), Misses Cruise keeps her thin frame in check by following a diet introduced to her by the queen of malnutrition, Victoria Beckham. The diet supposedly consists of just 900 calories a day, and Katie eats a delicious variety of seaweed in various forms, frozen grapes and edamame (whatever that is). Eat Up Katie!

Alicia Keys: Racist conspiracy theorist?

According to a recent issue of Blender magazine, beautiful music isn't all this lovely songstress spends her time creating. According to the 27-year-old, who is half white, she has read several Black Panther autobiographies and wears a gold AK-47 pendant necklace which symbolizes "strength, power and killing 'em dead!" Keys also goes on to say that gangster rap was created by the government as a tool to get black rappers to kill each other and to keep great black leaders from gaining power.

For Nicole Richie, old habits die hard

She may be a reformed mother, activist and do-gooder, but Nicole's shady past continues to haunt her, which was made obvious this week when she had to report to "traffic school" because of her old driving arrests. As much as we hope Nic gets her bad driving habits under control, I must point out an even worse old vice: those horrible bug eye sunglasses. Get it together, Nicole!

Kim Kardashian spills the sex of Jessica Alba's baby

While talking about Jessica Alba's baby shower/promoting her children's clothing store Smooch to E! News this week, the bootylicious Kardashian sis mentioned that she bought lots of pink items and dresses for the mommy-to-be's celebuspawn, then looked horribly guilty when she realized that the Alba-Cash clan had been trying to keep the baby's sex a secret. It's OK Kim, we'll forgive the ass... this time.

Madonna used to be sexy

At least, I think she did, I can't really remember back that far. But seriously, who rocks the 3-quarter leggings with baggy sweatshorts over them? Those perpetual workout clothes are an indication of how much she really hits the gym, and she could use some steak and some sun. Otherwise, we'll all be calling her Grandmadonna soon.

Joss Stone to play a lesbian in British comedy

This is almost like hiring Paris Hilton to play the bimbo in The Hottie and the Nottie. The dykealicious Joss Stone is set to try her hand at acting in a new British comedy that starts filming next month-and she will be playing a lesbian. "The script is so funny. I've been giggling to myself every day just thinking about the characters and what they get up to... I can confirm there will be a long lingering French kiss, but it won't be with a male!" How sweet.