Suri Cruise: Santa's little (alien) helper

Life isn't bad for the most oblivious 2-year-old child star in the world. This weekend she helped mom Katie Holmes do some shopping at Fred Segal. Later, Tom beamed them back up to the mothership.

Marcia Cross "desperate" to get back to her pre-babies weight?

It's always a struggle in Hollywood for new moms to shed those pounds fast-and I mean fast. It was quite a serendipitous occurrence, then, that the ongoing writer's strike has made for lots of down time for Bree Hodge to drop some calories! That's great and all, but I wish the writer's strike was over for two reasons: The longer they strike, the longer Marcia jogs...won't be pretty in a few months time. Also, I want to see what happens to Wisteria Lane after that huge tornado! Come on guys, give me something to go on...

Paris and Alex enjoy each other's company

Paris Hilton and (new bf?) Alex Viggo did some last minute holiday shopping at the Beverly Center in LA on Thursday, but don't be fooled- they're actually talking to each other.

Jamie Spears pregnant- Let's all feign surprise

How are people so shocked about this? It was rumored a couple of months ago that Jamie Lynn Spears was knocked up by her longtime what's-his-name boyfriend (how long is a long time for a 16-year-old?) and that she was "keeping the baby". After revealing the news of her pregnancy to her mother, which reportedly happened around Thanksgiving, the two did what seemed to be the best idea at the time- tell it all to OK Magazine. That's what I would have done. Milk that cash cow, Momma Spears.

Miss Puerto Rico's pepper spray claims proved false!

Ingrid Marie Rivera, the reigning Miss Puerto Rico 2008, has a lot of explaining to do, according to police spokesman Stephen Alvarez. The 24-year-old said she was forced to "ice down" her face and body backstage in between segments, and that she didn't know why people would ever think she would lie about this. I still don't, mind telling me?

Is Geri Halliwell too skinny?

Geri looks cute (and teeny tiny) here in her sweats and oversized jeans, and I'm super psyched about the Spice Girls comeback. Is it all the dance rehearsals she's been having, or is it something more? She looks as skinny as Posh in this pic.

Britney runs over another pap's foot!

My feelings about Brit Brit have officially come full circle. I started off about a year ago feeling sorry for her and all the constant media scrutiny about how she lives her life and raises her children. Then, I got irritated at her erratic and irresponsible behavior. Now, I look at this picture and can't help but feel pity for the falling pop star. As Britney was driving to the Beverly Hills Hotel the other night, she was bombarded by photogs and (accidentally?) ran over another unsuspecting pap's foot. With her driving record as public as it is, you'd think they'd be a little more cautious of their extremities around Brit's car.

It keeps looking worse for Kanye's Momma's doctor

As if it isn't hard enough for a young man to lose his mother so unexpectedly and at such a young age (Donda West was 58), now Kanye West has to cope with the fact that this tragedy could have been prevented had some research been conducted on Dr. Jan Adams' shady past. He was convicted in and lost two malpractice suits, and last April was asked to revoke his medical license due to multiple pending DUI cases. Adams continues to say that he had nothing to do with the unforeseen tragedy, and that it probably was due to "a heart attack, pulmonary embolism, or massive vomiting."

Even Barbara Walters hates Heather Mills

If Heather Mills thought she would garner any sympathy from her recent tearful and much-publicized rants, she was sorely mistaken. Barbara Walters, who loves EVERYONE, said today on The View that Heather was difficult to work with and "not a very nice woman," adding that she once refused a glass of water that she requested because it was not at room temperature. If she was suicidal before she can't be feeling very good now.

Sheryl Crow must be laughing her ass off

OK, I have two questions. First- When did Ashley Olson get boobs? Second- Ashley Olson and Lance Armstrong?! It's not even the age difference so much that creeps me out about this little May/December romance...more just the fact that he is Lance Armstrong and she is Ashley Olson. WTF??

Dog's own son rats him out

It's been revealed that the recording of Dog the Bounty Hunter's not-so-flattering phone conversation was leaked to the press by his own son. Ironic, because in the tape Dog says he wouldn't want it leaked to the Enquirer that he calls African-Americans racial slurs...and his son goes and sells the tape to the Enquirer. Sounds like some serious father-son hostility going on here.

SJP voted "unsexiest" in Hollywood by Maxim

Can you believe this? Not only did the pigs at Maxim have the nerve to even create a list titled "Unsexiest women in Hollywood", but they had the audacity to name my hero, Sarah Jessica Parker, their number one victim. Shame on them for singling out a fabulous woman who may not fit the cookie-cutter image of beauty as "unsexy".

Britney Spears blames missed custody hearing on bad cell phone reception

This little one is full of excuses. Brit, seen here earlier this week looking a little bit over-dressed to be ordering fast food, has said that the reason she recently missed an important custody hearing regarding her two young boys was that she had bad cell phone reception and didn't receive the message clearly. What do you think?

Jaime Pressly's bringing Botox back

Don't get me wrong... Jaime Pressly has always been a beautiful woman and always will be, but is she looking a little...plastic? I'm just saying.

I swear to God I will throw those boots away for her

Britney, don't you think it's time to retire those nasty, worn out, pathetic excuses for footwear? I almost prefer the pirate garb you were sporting earlier this week compared to those. Put the dog down and step away from the boots, Britney.