Hayden Panettiere is latest sell-out, I mean spokesgirl for Candies

As if the girl didn't have enough causes to support already, what with saving the whales and being kind to the elderly and all (eh hem, Milo), now Hayden Panettiere has discovered her passion for conveniently priced, mediocre quality clothing! I guess they got sick of their last bubbly, bratz doll look-alike (Fergie), because Hayden showed up as the newest spokesgirl at an event for the brand in LA this week. Ever heard the phrase, "spreading yourself too thin"??

Angie's bump confirms pregnancy!

Ok, it's not like we didn't all already know, but it's still exciting to see Brad and Angelina proudly showing off that bump on the red carpet at this weekend's Film Independent's Spirit Awards. Congrats to the ever-growing family!

Is Nicole Kidman a plastic surgery addict?

Nicole's definitely got that mommy-to-be glow (even though that bump is still nowhere to be seen...), but don't you think she'd lighten up on the "work" she's been getting done to her face? Not only does the expectant mom appear to be freshly botoxed and root touched-up, but her upper lip looks curiously plump. Anything you want to come clean about, Nic?

Jamie Lynn loves being preggo

Why? Because she can't get knocked up again! according to hilarious blogger http://www.yeeeah.com/, the youngest Spears has been seen around town "propositioning" other men, and has cheated on on-again boyfriend Casey more than once. Looks like the apple doesn't fall far from the crazy-ass skanky drugged up popstar.

Scarlett Johansson's boobs are a very serious actress

Scarlett Johansson, along with co-star Natalie Portman, showed off her "talents" this week at the premiere of her new movie The Other Boleyn Girl. It's just a good thing she doesn't need her sexuality to further her career. Mm hmm. She's so Jessica Alba!

Katherine Heigl voted most desirable woman; In related news, men's standards hit an all-time low

I don't watch Grey's Anatomy. My first experience with Miss Heigl was an excrutiating two hours spent watching the obnoxiously overrated movie "Knocked Up". Now, those lovable losers we call boys (thanks to AskMen.com) have actually rated her the most desirable woman of the year. She's cute enough...but do a nasty smoking habit and raunchy pregnant nude sex scenes really warrent the title of "Most Desirable"?

Katie Holmes lunches and looks fabulous

As controversial as she and her hubby of over a year can be, Kat(i)e sure knows how to dress herself. Here she is leaving a restaurant in Santa Monica earlier this week. Love the hair, love the jeans, love the scarf, love everything!

The Insider will NOT show Heath Ledger's drug tape

Finally, some respect for the dead. In an act that folks at the Insider say is "out of respect for the family", they have decided to not air the vid of Heath that apparently shows him doing some hardcore drugs just a couple of years back. That's all well and good, Insider, but in the preview you showed practically the whole thing anyway. Oh well, it's a start I suppose.

Our little activist (Hayden Panettiere) is at it again!

That silly writer's strike sure has given celebs some time to do some soul searching. While Eva Longoria says she has finally discovered food and gained 10 pounds (yeah right), Hayden here has made quite the name for herself as an animal rights activist. This time she made an appearance at a rally in Washington D.C. Her father-oops!-boyfriend must be so proud.

Apparently Leslie was wrong, she wasn't being Miley!

How did I not know this? Miley Cyrus has had her name legally changed, because guess what...it wasn't even Miley! The not-so-innocent pop tart (who was recently named the top "Power Girl" by UsWeekly) has gone from Destiny Hope Cyrus To Miley Cyrus, according to reports. Does anyone else feel cheated that that wasn't even her real name in the first place?

I can't stand this

I thought I'd be OK, but I'm not. R.I.P. Heath. I hope your face is the first I see in Heaven.

Britney gives up on own kids; tries to steal other peoples'

It's been reported in Us Weekly that earlier this month, Britney Spears (is she getting skinnier?) showed up at an elementary school in Beverly Hills claiming that she was asked to "pick up" the young children of one of her legal advisers. After making a scene outside of the school and being asked to move to a more private entrance at the back of the building, the pop tart quickly fled the scene. Creepy.

This is really unfortunate

It was confirmed today by her publicist that 22-year-old Lily Allen has suffered a miscarriage. It was to be her first child with much older bf Ed Simons. It's always sad when things like this happen, and I'm no expert, but wasn't she smoking during her pregnancy? Doesn't that tend to harm unborn babies?

Ashlee Simpson goes firecrotch

No, that's not Hilary Duff you're looking at. Is it just me or does Ashlee not even look like a shadow of her former wannabe-punk rocker self? She's like a mesh of Jessica, Hilary, LiLo and a muppet baby all rolled into one.

Britney's tickled pink by her new married/paparazzi/stalker boyfriend

Ahhhh, new love. How I wish I could experience the romance of buying cheap hooker wigs and binging on caffeine with the one I love, and who's wife, coincidentally, probably loves (or loved) too. I wish someone could explain this pic to me that supposedly was taken outside of a Starbucks in Baja, California. Is this just another one of Brit Brit's thrice-daily coffee runs (punctuated by random licking of a pap's snap-happy fingers), or has she actually resorted to snorting whipped topping? At least she's off the hard stuff...for now.