May 4, 2009
Seriously, Ed Westwick is straight?
I'm not going to sit here and say that I watch Gossip Girl, because I don't. But the one thing I get from seeing ads and clips from the show is that the girls are very skinny and hot, and the guys are really, really gay looking. Perhaps this is the reason so many of the GG guys feel the need to flaunt their not gay-ness around for everyone to see. You know what, I don't care if you are macking on a dude or a chick- I don't need to see it!
Mar 15, 2009
No really- thank you, Watchmen
Thank you, Watchmen. After a holiday season full of actual good movies like Benjamin Button, The Reader, Twilight and yes, even Step Brothers, it's so refreshing to pay eight dollars and spend three long hours of my life immersed in the complete and utter bull that you have the balls to call a "movie." Who wants to see quality film making when you can view a larger than life flaccid blue penis in raging technicolor, or see that girl who played Katherine Heigl's dumb sister in 27 Dresses try and be a real actress and engage in softcore porno action? So seriously, thank you so much, Watchmen, you are truly a breath of fresh air.
Feb 21, 2009
We know what's on Britney's mind
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Britney probably has never even heard of Richard Nixon. Just a guess.
Feb 14, 2009
Edie Brit exits Wisteria
Be still, my beating heart! When I heard the disappointing news that fan favorite Nicollette Sheridan was leaving DH, I couldn't believe it. Giving Edie the ax, (or having her move away, or however they intend to play it) will completely ruin the dynamics of a show that's already been suffering for the past couple of seasons. Remember that God-awful tornado episode? Anyway, why not get rid of a character that everyone is starting to get tired of anyway? Hello, Dana Delaney?
Jan 17, 2009
Joaquin Phoenix's meltdown: Elaborate joke or serious problem?
What's going on here? Months after Joaquin Phoenix's public statement that he's retiring from acting, the troubled star shows up in Vegas to give us a taste of his "rap career," leaving everyone in the audience horrified as he chokes through a song and then falls on his face leaving the stage. Not to mention, he is looking less and less the sex pot that we all knew and loved. Some are speculating that Joaquin (seen here with P. Diddy and Ben Affleck's bro, Casey) is playing a Sasha Baron Cohen-esque prank, but I'm not so sure about this one. He seems like he's on some serious drugs, or something.
Jan 11, 2009
Mickey Rourke wins Golden Globe, thanks dogs
Talk about a comeback! No sooner did I hear Susan Saranden say his name and think whoa, wouldn't that be crazy, that the man himself was up there accepting his award. Now, some may find it strange that the once hot, suddenly cool again actor thanked his dogs for being there for him during his tougher days, but sitting here with my cookies and milk after getting dumped by an evil male for the 50th time, I gotta say, your pet really is the best when it comes to hard times! :/
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Jan 4, 2009
Travolta Family Tragedy
By now you've all heard about the tragic passing of John Travolta's son, Jett, who died while on vacation with his family this week. I knew from the start this event was going to be controversial, as people have been saying for years that Jett suffered from autism and failed to get treatment due to his parents' "religious" beliefs. I do not think his seizure was due to autism, but what I think or what happened doesn't really matter. It's tragic for anyone to lose a child so young, so I think we should be focusing more on the tragedy that is Jett's death, and not what his parents may or may not have done to cause it! R.I.P. Jett Travolta.
Dec 26, 2008
Jen Aniston spends X-Mas with her bff, Courtney. You might know her.
Could things be cooling down for Cougar Jennifer Aniston and her boy-toy John Mayer? It's being widely reported that the star of the new hit Marley and Me spent her holiday with bestie Courtney Cox Arquette and her hubby David, while the man with one good song spent his Christmas all they way on the other side of the country. What happened to Jennifer's parents? Siblings? You never hear about her having any family.
Dec 18, 2008
Tom Cruise attempts damage control, fails miserably
Can't he use his creepy Scientology mind-control to see that it isn't going to work...ever? Not only has he come out publicly in the past few weeks saying that he is dunzo with talking about Scientology with in media anymore (yeah. I'm sure that was completely your idea, Tom), but he recently dropped in on Letterman to do some serious damage control and show that he's a "funny guy" who knows how to make fun of himself. My personal fav jab was that he "believes that all psychological problems can be cured with Vicks VapoRub." As much as I wanna give Tommy Boy the benefit of the doubt, I think the only things he does whole-heartedly these days are control his wife and prepare for the afterlife on planet Xenu.
Dec 4, 2008
Don't hate me, but...
Dec 1, 2008
Britney does Glamour
...and does it well! Did anyone else watch her special on MTV last night? I thought it was interesting overall, although it got a little slow towards the end, and watching her cry on camera was quite sad. No one really knows what's going on in that head of hers, but at least the outside of her looks fantastic!
Nov 24, 2008
How do I say this nicely...
Tisdale channels Eva Longoria at the AMA's
Work it! It's odd how different the Tis looks since her first time around in High School Musical (you know, the early years), but this time around she looks less like Sharpay and more like she's imitating sexy housewife Longoria at this weekend's American Music Awards. Do your thing, girl- just don't lose YOU!
Nov 12, 2008
I didn't think I could laugh and swoon at the same time!
My favorite Christmastime ads have always been the over-the-top adorable Gap ones that they display 25-feet tall at the mall, and it seems like they can get just about everyone and their brothers to be in them. Remember last year's pics with John Krasinski? Too cute! Anyway, this year they recruited lots of funny guys like these two from SNL, Jason Sudeikis and Fred Armisen. How cute do they look? I knew I liked that show for a reason.
Oct 24, 2008
So, so sad
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