Celeb Sugar

Seriously, Ed Westwick is straight?

2009-05-04T12:39:00.004-05:00

I'm not going to sit here and say that I watch Gossip Girl, because I don't. But the one thing I get from seeing ads and clips from the show is that the girls are very skinny and hot, and the guys are really, really gay looking. Perhaps this is the reason so many of the GG guys feel the need to flaunt their not gay-ness around for everyone to see. You know what, I don't care if you are macking on a dude or a chick- I don't need to see it!

No really- thank you, Watchmen

2009-03-15T14:43:00.002-05:00

Thank you, Watchmen. After a holiday season full of actual good movies like Benjamin Button, The Reader, Twilight and yes, even Step Brothers, it's so refreshing to pay eight dollars and spend three long hours of my life immersed in the complete and utter bull that you have the balls to call a "movie." Who wants to see quality film making when you can view a larger than life flaccid blue penis in raging technicolor, or see that girl who played Katherine Heigl's dumb sister in 27 Dresses try and be a real actress and engage in softcore porno action? So seriously, thank you so much, Watchmen, you are truly a breath of fresh air.

We know what's on Britney's mind

2009-02-21T18:24:00.002-06:00

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Britney probably has never even heard of Richard Nixon. Just a guess.

Edie Brit exits Wisteria

2009-02-14T10:47:00.003-06:00

Be still, my beating heart! When I heard the disappointing news that fan favorite Nicollette Sheridan was leaving DH, I couldn't believe it. Giving Edie the ax, (or having her move away, or however they intend to play it) will completely ruin the dynamics of a show that's already been suffering for the past couple of seasons. Remember that God-awful tornado episode? Anyway, why not get rid of a character that everyone is starting to get tired of anyway? Hello, Dana Delaney?

Joaquin Phoenix's meltdown: Elaborate joke or serious problem?

2009-01-17T18:35:00.005-06:00

What's going on here? Months after Joaquin Phoenix's public statement that he's retiring from acting, the troubled star shows up in Vegas to give us a taste of his "rap career," leaving everyone in the audience horrified as he chokes through a song and then falls on his face leaving the stage. Not to mention, he is looking less and less the sex pot that we all knew and loved. Some are speculating that Joaquin (seen here with P. Diddy and Ben Affleck's bro, Casey) is playing a Sasha Baron Cohen-esque prank, but I'm not so sure about this one. He seems like he's on some serious drugs, or something.

Mickey Rourke wins Golden Globe, thanks dogs

2009-01-11T21:56:00.004-06:00

Talk about a comeback! No sooner did I hear Susan Saranden say his name and think whoa, wouldn't that be crazy, that the man himself was up there accepting his award. Now, some may find it strange that the once hot, suddenly cool again actor thanked his dogs for being there for him during his tougher days, but sitting here with my cookies and milk after getting dumped by an evil male for the 50th time, I gotta say, your pet really is the best when it comes to hard times! :/

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Travolta Family Tragedy

2009-01-04T17:15:00.004-06:00

By now you've all heard about the tragic passing of John Travolta's son, Jett, who died while on vacation with his family this week. I knew from the start this event was going to be controversial, as people have been saying for years that Jett suffered from autism and failed to get treatment due to his parents' "religious" beliefs. I do not think his seizure was due to autism, but what I think or what happened doesn't really matter. It's tragic for anyone to lose a child so young, so I think we should be focusing more on the tragedy that is Jett's death, and not what his parents may or may not have done to cause it! R.I.P. Jett Travolta.

Jen Aniston spends X-Mas with her bff, Courtney. You might know her.

2008-12-26T20:22:00.002-06:00

Could things be cooling down for Cougar Jennifer Aniston and her boy-toy John Mayer? It's being widely reported that the star of the new hit Marley and Me spent her holiday with bestie Courtney Cox Arquette and her hubby David, while the man with one good song spent his Christmas all they way on the other side of the country. What happened to Jennifer's parents? Siblings? You never hear about her having any family.

Tom Cruise attempts damage control, fails miserably

2008-12-18T03:28:00.003-06:00

Can't he use his creepy Scientology mind-control to see that it isn't going to work...ever? Not only has he come out publicly in the past few weeks saying that he is dunzo with talking about Scientology with in media anymore (yeah. I'm sure that was completely your idea, Tom), but he recently dropped in on Letterman to do some serious damage control and show that he's a "funny guy" who knows how to make fun of himself. My personal fav jab was that he "believes that all psychological problems can be cured with Vicks VapoRub." As much as I wanna give Tommy Boy the benefit of the doubt, I think the only things he does whole-heartedly these days are control his wife and prepare for the afterlife on planet Xenu.

Don't hate me, but...

2008-12-04T08:40:00.003-06:00

I'm ready for Taylor Swift to go away. Her songs are cute, but hosting the Grammy nomination ceremony? And honey, we're on your side when it comes to the whole Joe Jonas situation, but I can't go globally bitching to anyone with ears when I get MY heart broken, so why should you? Just saying.

Britney does Glamour

2008-12-01T21:06:00.002-06:00

...and does it well! Did anyone else watch her special on MTV last night? I thought it was interesting overall, although it got a little slow towards the end, and watching her cry on camera was quite sad. No one really knows what's going on in that head of hers, but at least the outside of her looks fantastic!

How do I say this nicely...

2008-11-24T20:10:00.003-06:00

I don't! Is it just me or are the Maguires the least-cute, frumpiest young family in Hollywood? I'm really not digging the Wifey's strapless black number/ sneakers combo. To each his own, I guess.

Tisdale channels Eva Longoria at the AMA's

2008-11-24T20:03:00.003-06:00

Work it! It's odd how different the Tis looks since her first time around in High School Musical (you know, the early years), but this time around she looks less like Sharpay and more like she's imitating sexy housewife Longoria at this weekend's American Music Awards. Do your thing, girl- just don't lose YOU!

I didn't think I could laugh and swoon at the same time!

2008-11-12T18:24:00.005-06:00

My favorite Christmastime ads have always been the over-the-top adorable Gap ones that they display 25-feet tall at the mall, and it seems like they can get just about everyone and their brothers to be in them. Remember last year's pics with John Krasinski? Too cute! Anyway, this year they recruited lots of funny guys like these two from SNL, Jason Sudeikis and Fred Armisen. How cute do they look? I knew I liked that show for a reason.

So, so sad

2008-10-24T20:50:00.002-05:00

When I heard that Jennifer Hudson's mom and brother were found dead today, I couldn't believe it. You almost forget that awful tragedy can strike even those whose lives seem so perfect and blessed. At least her mom got to live to see her daughter accomplish lots of really cool things. RIP.

How does this happen?

2008-10-06T20:21:00.004-05:00

Nicollete Sheridan is exactly twice my age, and she looks freakishly hard-bodied and hot in that little black bikini. I supposedly have "good genes" and bust my butt at yoga every week, and my ass more closely resembles two bowls of cottage cheese. Where's the justice in that?

You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt

2008-09-21T20:23:00.002-05:00

Has anyone else contemplated what a travesty against humanity it would be if all of K. Kar's athletics on the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars caused her to lose that famously delicious ass? What is Kim Kardashian without an ass? That's like Jay Leno without a chin, or Brad Pitt without a penis. Let's not even go there. It's not like she could fall back (pun intended) on her acting abilities. Did you see Disaster Movie? Yeah, me neither.

Oh. My. God.

2008-09-18T15:53:00.001-05:00

Vote for Sarah Palin or...

She'll f**k yo' shiz up!!

I'm afraid.

The hockey mom speaks

2008-09-04T09:41:00.003-05:00

Gag me. If there's on thing that annoyed me more than Sarah Palin's blatant disregard for the truth, it was her pimping out her family for half of her speech in attempt to get us to vote for her. How dumb do you think I am? I'm not voting for you because you have cute kids. And though Huckabee's proclamation that "She's one of the most popular governors," is a convincing argument, I think I'll pass, thanks. when did this stop being a presidential election and start being a page out of my high school yearbook?

Adrian Brody no longer wants to attract women

2008-09-01T20:22:00.009-05:00

I'll admit it, Adrien Brody used to be my favorite secret crush. Something about that huge nose just always did something for me. I love him in some of cute indie movies, like Dummy. But lately the look my former future husband has been sporting is a little less, well, hot. He looks less like a sexy leading man and more like a Jewish version of Borat. And it never hurts to put on some real pants before you leave the house.

I always knew I liked David Duchovny

2008-08-29T21:52:00.002-05:00

Veteran Hollywood hottie David Duchovny recently checked himself into rehab, not for drugs or alcohol, but for a sex addiction! Duchovny's wife, Tea Leoni, is apparently sticking with him through this "hard time". Men, ugh. Hey David, when you get out of rehab, give me a call!

Excuse me, Miss Olsen? You seem to have forgotten your pants.

2008-08-26T21:50:00.002-05:00

UUUGGHH! How many posts will I need to publish about her heinous style before M-K stops dressing like an absolute moron? She must not visit this site (shocking). The tiny twinster actually wore this "outfit" on a date with her bf out in NYC this week. Amazingly, he didn't dump her after taking one look at her in her dad's flannel shirt.

Even Pocahontas needs caffiene

2008-08-26T19:26:00.002-05:00

Jessica Alba recreated every one's favorite John Smith-shagging Native American hottie as she went for a coffee run in LA this week. So she doesn't like being seen of as "Latina", but Indian is OK? I'm confused.

Is "Gossip Girl" the Next "OC"? OMFG, I hope so.

2008-08-24T12:46:00.002-05:00

As a single girl sitting on her couch by herself, why would I want to watch two ridiculously hot people getting it on right in front of me? And seriously, the last thing I need is "It" girl of the moment, Blake Lively, telling me how perfect her life is and to watch her and co-star Penn Badgely shamelessly making out on and off set. Enjoy it now, Blake. In five years, you could be going the way of Miss Mischa Barton.

I thought you were happy with your body, J. Love?

2008-08-20T18:45:00.005-05:00

Jennifer love Hewitt looked svelte again as she headed out with her fiance in L.A. earlier this week. Funny, because six months ago she was furious at the press for making fun of her curvy figure and stated that she didn't need to change a thing...and now she goes on a media tour and brags about how she lost 18 pounds. Don't act like the pillar of self acceptance and then go work out like a fiend. I would have more respect for her if she came out and said she felt like crap when the world called her fat.

I waited three months for this???

2008-08-19T18:09:00.002-05:00

Did you guys watch The Hills last night? Dumb question, I know. In case you are the one and only person on Earth who didn't, here's what happened: LC went on a date with some vacuous hot guy, Lo was sort of a catty bitch, Audrina was skinny and overly dramatic, Heidi was skinny and overly obnoxious, and Spencer was a tool. I think that pretty much covers it.

LiLo has a romantic night out with her bf

2008-08-18T12:30:00.004-05:00

Is it just me, or are Lindsay and Sam starting to morph into the same person? I have to admit, I like DJ Sam with her cute shorter 'do...but only because it makes her look like a man. I'm still straight, right? Anyway, the two look-alike love birds enjoyed Mexican food and each other's company before heading to a showing of the new Ben Stiller flick, Tropic Thunder. Who do you think payed?

Team Heidi or team Lauren?

2008-08-17T17:36:00.004-05:00

OK, I'm about to throw something out there that may the most controversial comment since Reverend Wright went on his racial tyraid. Is it just me...or is Heidi being unfairly villainized on The Hills? I admit that she is a complete fame whore and that her boyfriend is definitely the scum of the universe. But, the more I watch the show and have to listen to Lauren Conrad's self-indulgent bitch fests as she completely overlooks the fact that Heidi has tried to speak to her like an adult countless times, the more I start to question the villain-hero statuses of The Hills' girls. Am I the only one who feels this way?

Why so blue?

2008-08-16T16:39:00.003-05:00

The ridiculously hot yet inevitably downright creepy Tom Cruise, along with 44-year-old soccer mom Katie Holmes, took a stroll in NYC during some downtime from her Broadway play rehearsals for All My Sons. All My Sons? I must have fallen asleep that day in drama class. Anyway, Tom sported some sexy "see? I'm normal!" aviators, while Katie stuck with a classic button down shirt and some classic (?) silvery-blue nails. It must have been to offset her blue hands...

Tyra loves Michelle Obama almost as much as she loves herself

2008-08-05T17:13:00.003-05:00

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, right? Either that, or this month's issue of Harper's Bazaar is just plain weird. Tyra proclaims her love for the possible future first lady which, who hasn't, but then takes it a step further by doing her "best" M. Dog impersonation... which ends up looking more like Diana Ross circa 1969. Truth? I think she just wanted to pretend to be married to Barack.

Ferris Bueller cheats on Carrie?!

2008-07-23T11:37:00.002-05:00

While the demise of most other Hollywood relationships gives me a sadistic sort of glee... SJP and Matthew Broderick would break my heart! Not only is it one of the best Hollywood romances in terms of how long it's lasted (over a decade), but I think all of us girls love the idea of the dorky girl from Square Pegs getting hitched to the most popular guy in school. Not to mention the thought of little James Wilke going through the break-up of his parents. Let's all hope it's not true, but if it is... work it out!

Thank God she didn't face forward

2008-07-17T17:35:00.005-05:00

What is it with Disney stars these days? First Vanessa Hudgens shows off her '70s-style savage garden, and now it seems Miley can't go three months without having some new slutty photo "leaked" onto the Internet. I can't decide what's worse: that green bra, or no bra at all? You think she's waiting until she's 18 to stop teasing us and show off all her naughty bits?

OK: 'Being a mom is the best feeling in the world!' ???? So not OK.

2008-07-09T20:24:00.003-05:00

As the mother of a teen-aged daughter...which I am, well, not... It pains me to see this week's cover of OK Magazine featuring a creepily-soccer mom looking Jamie Lynn Spears holding her baby exclaiming, "Being a mom is the best feeling in the world!'. Dude, the fact that you're young enough to still go bye your middle name makes it more than a little obvious to me that it's really not the best thing in the world. And on a personal note: Biotch, I'm 22 years old. My uterus already kicks me in the gut every time I see a cute baby on the cover of a magazine- the last thing I need is to have your teeny-bopper ass parading your kid around; the kid you probably "care for" about two hours a day.

Leighton-lie Meest-man on the cover of Lucky Magazine

2008-07-06T16:55:00.002-05:00

Seriously, how much does GG's Leighton Meester look like Natalie Portman on this month's cover of Lucky? I definitely had to do a double-take when I saw the mag, which proclaims Meester to be 'TV's best-dressed new star'. Ya think? I don't watch the show, (blasphemy, I know) but every time I see a preview I'm pretty sure her shoes alone cost more than one month of my rent.

Gwen Stefani and her tell-tale 'do

2008-07-06T16:48:00.003-05:00

Or should I say, "don't"? Mrs. Rossdale looks better than nice in her form-fitting black maternity dress while hanging out with Gavin's mini-me, Kingston. But part of me, OK... a big part of me, wishes she would leave that mid '90s Scary Spice hair knot look back where it belongs; in the Spiderwebs!

The Hogan fam reaches a new level of creepiness

2008-06-24T14:37:00.003-05:00

OK, so I admit I've kind of been under a pop culture rock the past few weeks (crappy summer job, interning and all that) so imagine my shock hearing that Brooke Hogan not only got into the latest issue of Us Weekly (why?), but that she no longer speaks to her look-alike mom, Linda, because she is dating a boy from Brooke's graduating class. Yup, the 48 year-old "cougar" is dating 19-year-old Charlie Hill, who basically looks like Hulk Hogan circa 1975. This family is nuts.

Another reason to hate Perez Hilton (and love Lily Allen)

2008-06-12T20:37:00.004-05:00

The king of the phrase "can dish it out but can't take it", Perez Hilton, was smartly and brutally rebuffed by troubled pop star and pink-haired Lily Allen. Allen posted this doctored photo of Perez, a.k.a. Mario, after he repeatedly slammed her for her had partying and wilting career. Hilton has a history of kicking people when they are down. Remember when he famously announced on television not to buy Britney's "Blackout" album? While he seems to find fault in EVERY celebrity who is more famous, attractive and thinner than he is, he has failed to mention the monumental disaster that is his "clothing line" at Hot Topic. While I do think she should cut back on the boozing...I have to stand behind Lily on this one.

Sex (and the City) in NYC!

2008-05-28T11:16:00.005-05:00

The new Sex and the City film FINALLY premiered in it's home, New York City, this week. It's about time, seeing as how those Europeans have had it for a month. What's that all about? Anyway, frenemies SJP and Kim Cattrall looked fab in metallic dresses as they strutted down the pink, yes, pink carpet. Can't wait 'til Friday!

Julia- stop frightening your child

2008-05-24T14:41:00.002-05:00

Those are some scary Paris-esque wonky eyes! Does Ms. Roberts, seen here hanging poolside in the Bahamas with her one-year-old, really think her child will find that funny? I'd need a diaper change after that. Make that not-so-pretty woman.

It's the curse of the sloppy kiss!

2008-05-13T20:12:00.004-05:00

First, Michael and Lisa Marie did it onstage at the VMAs. Then they broke up. Next, Al and Tipper did it, and he lost the election (sort of). This was followed by a string of other tactless celebs... like Angelina and Billy Bob (broken up). And I only wish I could forget that horrible, nasty swapping of spit between Liza Minelli and then-hubby David Guest. That image alone put me off men for like, 2 years. Stop making out in public, people! You may just end up like Jess and Tony here.

LiLo's P.O.'d about new ad

2008-05-03T13:00:00.003-05:00

I don't really get it...but yesterday in USA Today they ran this ad, paid for by the liquor industry. It's obviously exploiting Lindsay's infamous mug shot to stir up drama and controversy. I think I might actually choose to back Linds if she fights this one.

England crowns a plus size beauty queen

2008-04-28T14:02:00.002-05:00

Europe is where it's at! Size 16 Chloe Marshall was recently crowned Miss Surrey 2008 and will be going on to compete in the Miss England pageant in July. The gorgeous 17-year-old says that she wouldn't change a thing about her bod. Go girl!

Gwyneth Paltrow shows off her...butt? vag?

2008-04-26T12:12:00.002-05:00

Perez Hilton (a.k.a. the most bigoted gay man I know of) posted this gem of the mommy-of-two at a recent movie premiere. Hey, if she's gonna let it all hang out, at least she looks good doing it!

Sex and the City poster...Thoughts?

2008-04-26T11:17:00.004-05:00

SJP looks absolutely gorgeous in this little blue dress, not to mention the complete opposite of unsexy (screw you, Maxim), but what's the deal with the other girls...were they MIA on the day of this photo shoot? One of the things I've always loved about the show is that even though it was technically "Carrie's thing", it was never just her show. If any one of the other girls left, the show would fall apart. So what's up with Sarah Jessica sans the girls?

Naomi Campbell makes me want to swear

2008-04-21T10:47:00.003-05:00

The racist and full-of-herself supermodel made sure that cameras caught her making nice with the very same police officers that had arrested her weeks earlier after having called them "F**king white honkies", and being a royal pain in the arse after her luggage was lost. Note to the ageing model: you aren't as hot as you think you are!

M-K...WTF?

2008-04-17T12:42:00.001-05:00

Those five letters pretty much sum it up. Discuss.

Katie Holmes eats WHAT???

2008-04-14T20:29:00.002-05:00

According to Britain's most credible news source (sarcasm), Misses Cruise keeps her thin frame in check by following a diet introduced to her by the queen of malnutrition, Victoria Beckham. The diet supposedly consists of just 900 calories a day, and Katie eats a delicious variety of seaweed in various forms, frozen grapes and edamame (whatever that is). Eat Up Katie!

Alicia Keys: Racist conspiracy theorist?

2008-04-13T13:39:00.003-05:00

According to a recent issue of Blender magazine, beautiful music isn't all this lovely songstress spends her time creating. According to the 27-year-old, who is half white, she has read several Black Panther autobiographies and wears a gold AK-47 pendant necklace which symbolizes "strength, power and killing 'em dead!" Keys also goes on to say that gangster rap was created by the government as a tool to get black rappers to kill each other and to keep great black leaders from gaining power.

For Nicole Richie, old habits die hard

2008-04-10T14:28:00.003-05:00

She may be a reformed mother, activist and do-gooder, but Nicole's shady past continues to haunt her, which was made obvious this week when she had to report to "traffic school" because of her old driving arrests. As much as we hope Nic gets her bad driving habits under control, I must point out an even worse old vice: those horrible bug eye sunglasses. Get it together, Nicole!

Kim Kardashian spills the sex of Jessica Alba's baby

2008-04-09T10:54:00.003-05:00

While talking about Jessica Alba's baby shower/promoting her children's clothing store Smooch to E! News this week, the bootylicious Kardashian sis mentioned that she bought lots of pink items and dresses for the mommy-to-be's celebuspawn, then looked horribly guilty when she realized that the Alba-Cash clan had been trying to keep the baby's sex a secret. It's OK Kim, we'll forgive the ass... this time.

Madonna used to be sexy

2008-03-30T16:11:00.003-05:00

At least, I think she did, I can't really remember back that far. But seriously, who rocks the 3-quarter leggings with baggy sweatshorts over them? Those perpetual workout clothes are an indication of how much she really hits the gym, and she could use some steak and some sun. Otherwise, we'll all be calling her Grandmadonna soon.

Joss Stone to play a lesbian in British comedy

2008-03-27T12:47:00.002-05:00

This is almost like hiring Paris Hilton to play the bimbo in The Hottie and the Nottie. The dykealicious Joss Stone is set to try her hand at acting in a new British comedy that starts filming next month-and she will be playing a lesbian. "The script is so funny. I've been giggling to myself every day just thinking about the characters and what they get up to... I can confirm there will be a long lingering French kiss, but it won't be with a male!" How sweet.

Is Katie Holmes about to crack?

2008-03-26T17:41:00.002-05:00

Why is it that in Hollywood at any given time someone has to be having a breakdown? Now that Britney's getting better, we need another celeb to meet the quota? Anyway, the new issue of Star magazine is claiming that Kat(i)e is at her whits end, exhausted and suffers from stress and dizzy spells. One of her biggest problems? Tom has left her with the daunting task of decorating their $35 million mansion. Let's all cry for Mrs. Tom Cruise.

Jeremy Piven is the new (old) face of Johnston & Murphy

2008-03-25T13:01:00.003-05:00

the stars of Entourage aren't exactly the hot commodities they used to be, and they all seem to be branching off into other gigs and promotions. While Adrian Grenier's idea of "work" seems to be walking around topless with his gut hanging out, the Pivs here is the new model for the brand Johnston and Murphy. I'm not going to lie, I've never even heard of Johnston and Murphy, but this ad doesn't really make me want to learn more. It's not bad, but it's not...great, is it?

Christina takes her curvy post-baby bod out shopping

2008-03-24T09:36:00.003-05:00

Taking a break from son Max, Christina Aguilera and hubby Jordan Bratman went shopping over the weekend, and Christina looked very cute, I might add. It looks like she's still got a pretty curvy figure from having a baby, but it's so refreshing to see a celebrity mom not turn into a stick again 5 minutes after giving birth!

Paris Hilton has a busy schedule and she has the print-out to prove it

2008-03-23T11:47:00.003-05:00

Because we all don't hate Paris enough, she decided to flash her single-paged bold print itinerary while in her car last week. The month of March is a toughie for Miss Hilton! From LA to London, from London to Africa, from Africa to Germany...and she has to judge the Miss Turkey pageant! And don't forget all those Good Charlotte concerts she must attend in support of her new beau. Ah, the life of an heiress.

Nick Lachey's a porker

2008-03-22T14:51:00.003-05:00

Remember when Nick and Vanessa Minillo first got together, and you couldn't open a magazine without seeing a picture of him topless and her in a bikini? Well, there may be a reason why those ubiquitous pics have suddenly come to a stop. According to OK Magazine, "He's fat! It looks like Nick Lachey ate Vanessa." Hey, it's never been about looks with Nick. It's his talent that matters, right? No? Oh, OK.

Is Winona a Klepto?

2008-03-20T23:22:00.002-05:00

As much as we hate to believe the National Enquirer, they sometimes turn out to be right. Let's hope that's not the case here, as they are reporting that the former shoplifter and Johnny Depp's ex has done it again...this time at a Hollywood CVS. The goods? Make-up! Wino, if you're going to shoplift...make it something expensive! At least then we might have some pity for you.

Perez Hilton thinks he's a celebrity

2008-03-18T22:45:00.003-05:00

If there's something I hate more than overweight, orange-haired oddballs calling the kettle black (labeling other, actual legit celebrities as "ugly" and continuously kicking them when they're down), it's when said overweight, orange-haired oddballs name-drop and snap pics with their other "celebrity" d-list friends and post them on their websites. Why don't you go back to taking innocent young girls' posts off of youtube and making a worldwide mockery of them, Perez? That was such a better use of your time.

Harry Potter and the half-blood clot

2008-03-17T16:53:00.003-05:00

Noooo! Harry Potter can't die from lung cancer. We need need him to keep making movies until he's 102! You think maybe he uses his magic wand to make the carcinogens disappear?

Jamie Lynn laughs in the face of teenage motherhood

2008-03-16T20:17:00.004-05:00

Haha! Being 16 and pregnant is sooooo funny! The littlest Spears sister was spotted out in Kentwood with a girlfriend grabbing some coffee in her Uggs last week looking absolutely psyched to be an expectant baby-momma. Honestly, if I had access to unlimited funds and 24-hour nanny care, I'd probably start popping out little ones, too.

Project Runway winner to be very, very Ugly!

2008-03-15T12:19:00.004-05:00

The always hilarious and totally "fierce" Project Runway winner Christian Siriano could be guest starring as himself sometime in the near future on the ABC comedy Ugly Betty. Now, this apparently came directly from him, so who knows if he was just messing with us...or perhaps trying to get the attention of the Betty producers! Last thing I heard, Lindsay Lohan was supposed to be on the show, too, and we're still all waiting for that one to happen.

Kate Bosworth = Perfection!

2008-03-13T22:47:00.003-05:00

She has done it again! Kate has taken a couture dress that would look ridiculous on anyone else and made it look, in my opinion, absolutely fabulous! Kate was looking gorgeous at the Las Vegas premiere of her new movie 21. Anyone who says anything about her thin frame is just jealous. Her face is so classically gorgeous, she could weigh two pounds or two hundred pounds and still be perfection!

Ellen has a bone to pick with Sally Kern

2008-03-13T11:02:00.005-05:00

The always hilarious Ellen DeGeneres made reference to Oklahoma politician Sally Kern yesterday, who not long ago was unknowingly taped saying some harsh words about homosexuals in America. She even went so far as to say that homosexuality was a bigger threat than terrorism! Always one to handle serious situations well and light-heartedly, Ellen left a message for Kern on her show asking her to "call her back" since her in-box was full! Ellen also commented, "I'm trying to figure out which societies have disappeared that we don't know about," in regards to Kern's comment about societies that embrace homosexuality disappearing. Way to go, Ellen!

Ryan Seacrest wants us all to know he's not gay

2008-03-11T17:55:00.004-05:00

Aaaaw, isn't he pretty? Seacrest will always remain a mystery when it comes to his sexuality, and his dating life has been kept pretty secretive. Remember when he dated Teri Hatcher for like, five minutes? Anyway, and this is kind of disturbing, I warn you, the Idol host has reportedly been secretly dating none other than bimbo-licious Holly Huddleston. You may not know her name, but you would know her boobs. She is one half of "the Olly Girls", as seen on E!'s "reality" show, Sunset Tan. Ryan, what are you trying to prove by dating this 12-year-old slut? She has crap for brains, no talent, and exploits her body to a disgusting degree. What can he possibly see in her? Can she even hold a conversation? Seacrest out...of his mind!

Jessica Simpson's rep: "Jess is no diva!"

2008-03-11T12:22:00.002-05:00

She's been overseas supporting and performing for the troops lately, but reports are surfacing of her diva-like ways, including demands for lavish accommodations, private jets and a huge entourage. But her rep insists that it isn't true, saying that she flew coach and has been eating every meal with the troops. Either way...I think it's great that Jessica is performing for the troops and raising their morale like that. Go Jessica!

Patricia Heaton has no belly button

2008-03-10T17:04:00.003-05:00

Some not-so-flattering photos were taken of the former "Everybody Loves Raymond" star in Hawaii this week. What is going on here? is she an alien with no navel like the dude from "Kyle XY"? I'm all for a little nip/tuck when the girls start to get saggy, but when you start to look inhuman, it's time to take it down a notch.

Britney's peeps say "Hell no!" to Adnan Ghalib

2008-03-10T11:27:00.003-05:00

That's right, the shady photog apparently tried to see the recovering pop star this weekend and was turned away before even getting the chance. Woo hoo! Britney, on the other hand, spent the weekend shopping (surprise, surprise) and teaching more dance classes to little ones. I'm not very partial to her sporting the just-rolled-outa-bed look in public...but she's gotta be exhausted, so we'll let it slide.

"From Hunk to Chunk"

2008-03-09T20:19:00.004-05:00

Thank you, Defamer! The site has posted UsWeekly's picks for male celebs that they say have gone "from hunk to chunk." The unlucky lads include actors like Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer, Alec Baldwin and Ryan Gosling. Notably absent from the list is rapper Eminen, who has famously ballooned to over 200 pounds recently, although one might argue that he was never exactly a "hunk" to begin with.

When Bimbos Blog

2008-03-09T18:38:00.003-05:00

"Every day I have been eating ham and cheese sandwiches, I can't get enough of them. Wish they had these back in the states."

--Jessica Alba on her MySpace page

Jennifer Lopez says 'No' to J.Lo!

2008-03-09T11:51:00.004-05:00

Apparently, some serious cash (6 million big ones) isn't the only thing La Lopez is demanding for her new baby twins to appear in People. Though the magazine has denied it, reports are surfacing claiming the singer and actress wants the shots to be taken by hubby Marc Anthony, and she wants the mag to stop referring to her as 'J.Lo.' She'll always be J.Lo to me...it doesn't matter how many times over she becomes a momma.

'Best Actress' winner claims 9/11 was a fake

2008-03-06T12:56:00.002-06:00

According to the UK's Daily Mail, 32-year-old French actress Marion Cotillard, who recently won the Academy Award for her performance in "La Vie En Rose", made a startling claim this week. "I think we're lied to about a number of things," she said, citing the 9/11 attacks as an example. Cotillard also questioned the 1969 moon landing. "Did a man really walk on the moon? I saw plenty of documentaries on it, and I really wondered. And in any case I don't believe all they tell me, that's for sure."

Her name is Paris

2008-03-04T19:34:00.004-06:00

This just in! Miss Hilton (you must be worth a trillion bucks) is set to guest star on a future episode of "My Name is Earl". This time around, the heiress will really be putting her acting chops to the test playing...herself. This is really different from the time she did that one horror flick where she played, um, herself, and that one movie with the hottie and the nottie she just did in which she appeared as, well, herself.

Britney to duet with Heidi Montag?!

2008-03-03T10:35:00.004-06:00

According to Mr. Perez Hilton, Britney Spears and Little Miss Inflata-boob have recently recorded a duet together. But don't be fooled! Sources say that Heidi's people actually took the recorded track that Britney had made alone and had her sing with it in order to get more press than having her simply re-record the track herself. Soooo shady! This is what they do when they know she can't really sing!

Lily Allen dating Harry Potter star?!

2008-02-26T21:00:00.003-06:00

This is a weird one...but I swear I just read it on a credible news site from New Zealand! Apparently, Lily Allen met up with Harry Potter star Rupert Grint (who plays Ron) and they have recently been seen getting cozy together out in public. Talk about a rebound! Could this be an odder match?

Awkward Photo Op: Ellen Page

2008-02-26T19:54:00.005-06:00

I don't know much about this Ellen Page girl...I was first introduced to her as a twisted and sadistic teen-ager she portrayed in the cringe-inducing indie drama Hard Candy. So to see everyone fawning over her as this cute and adorable newcomer is a little strange for me. Anyway...here she is at an airport apparently trying to get far away from her Oscar lose this week. There's something almost sad and pathetic about seeing a young girl dressed like a 12-year-old-boy who obviously doesn't appreciate the attention of all the flashbulbs, you know?

Hayden Panettiere is latest sell-out, I mean spokesgirl for Candies

2008-02-23T22:09:00.004-06:00

As if the girl didn't have enough causes to support already, what with saving the whales and being kind to the elderly and all (eh hem, Milo), now Hayden Panettiere has discovered her passion for conveniently priced, mediocre quality clothing! I guess they got sick of their last bubbly, bratz doll look-alike (Fergie), because Hayden showed up as the newest spokesgirl at an event for the brand in LA this week. Ever heard the phrase, "spreading yourself too thin"??

Angie's bump confirms pregnancy!

2008-02-23T22:01:00.002-06:00

Ok, it's not like we didn't all already know, but it's still exciting to see Brad and Angelina proudly showing off that bump on the red carpet at this weekend's Film Independent's Spirit Awards. Congrats to the ever-growing family!

Is Nicole Kidman a plastic surgery addict?

2008-02-21T22:40:00.003-06:00

Nicole's definitely got that mommy-to-be glow (even though that bump is still nowhere to be seen...), but don't you think she'd lighten up on the "work" she's been getting done to her face? Not only does the expectant mom appear to be freshly botoxed and root touched-up, but her upper lip looks curiously plump. Anything you want to come clean about, Nic?

Jamie Lynn loves being preggo

2008-02-17T20:41:00.003-06:00

Why? Because she can't get knocked up again! according to hilarious blogger http://www.yeeeah.com/, the youngest Spears has been seen around town "propositioning" other men, and has cheated on on-again boyfriend Casey more than once. Looks like the apple doesn't fall far from the crazy-ass skanky drugged up popstar.

Scarlett Johansson's boobs are a very serious actress

2008-02-17T00:13:00.003-06:00

Scarlett Johansson, along with co-star Natalie Portman, showed off her "talents" this week at the premiere of her new movie The Other Boleyn Girl. It's just a good thing she doesn't need her sexuality to further her career. Mm hmm. She's so Jessica Alba!

Katherine Heigl voted most desirable woman; In related news, men's standards hit an all-time low

2008-02-02T22:57:00.001-06:00

I don't watch Grey's Anatomy. My first experience with Miss Heigl was an excrutiating two hours spent watching the obnoxiously overrated movie "Knocked Up". Now, those lovable losers we call boys (thanks to AskMen.com) have actually rated her the most desirable woman of the year. She's cute enough...but do a nasty smoking habit and raunchy pregnant nude sex scenes really warrent the title of "Most Desirable"?

Katie Holmes lunches and looks fabulous

2008-01-31T19:37:00.001-06:00

As controversial as she and her hubby of over a year can be, Kat(i)e sure knows how to dress herself. Here she is leaving a restaurant in Santa Monica earlier this week. Love the hair, love the jeans, love the scarf, love everything!

The Insider will NOT show Heath Ledger's drug tape

2008-01-30T23:37:00.000-06:00

Finally, some respect for the dead. In an act that folks at the Insider say is "out of respect for the family", they have decided to not air the vid of Heath that apparently shows him doing some hardcore drugs just a couple of years back. That's all well and good, Insider, but in the preview you showed practically the whole thing anyway. Oh well, it's a start I suppose.

Our little activist (Hayden Panettiere) is at it again!

2008-01-29T20:04:00.000-06:00

That silly writer's strike sure has given celebs some time to do some soul searching. While Eva Longoria says she has finally discovered food and gained 10 pounds (yeah right), Hayden here has made quite the name for herself as an animal rights activist. This time she made an appearance at a rally in Washington D.C. Her father-oops!-boyfriend must be so proud.

Apparently Leslie was wrong, she wasn't being Miley!

2008-01-29T15:34:00.000-06:00

How did I not know this? Miley Cyrus has had her name legally changed, because guess what...it wasn't even Miley! The not-so-innocent pop tart (who was recently named the top "Power Girl" by UsWeekly) has gone from Destiny Hope Cyrus To Miley Cyrus, according to reports. Does anyone else feel cheated that that wasn't even her real name in the first place?

I can't stand this

2008-01-25T05:16:00.002-06:00

I thought I'd be OK, but I'm not. R.I.P. Heath. I hope your face is the first I see in Heaven.

Britney gives up on own kids; tries to steal other peoples'

2008-01-24T23:04:00.001-06:00

It's been reported in Us Weekly that earlier this month, Britney Spears (is she getting skinnier?) showed up at an elementary school in Beverly Hills claiming that she was asked to "pick up" the young children of one of her legal advisers. After making a scene outside of the school and being asked to move to a more private entrance at the back of the building, the pop tart quickly fled the scene. Creepy.

This is really unfortunate

2008-01-17T21:07:00.001-06:00

It was confirmed today by her publicist that 22-year-old Lily Allen has suffered a miscarriage. It was to be her first child with much older bf Ed Simons. It's always sad when things like this happen, and I'm no expert, but wasn't she smoking during her pregnancy? Doesn't that tend to harm unborn babies?

Ashlee Simpson goes firecrotch

2008-01-17T21:01:00.001-06:00

No, that's not Hilary Duff you're looking at. Is it just me or does Ashlee not even look like a shadow of her former wannabe-punk rocker self? She's like a mesh of Jessica, Hilary, LiLo and a muppet baby all rolled into one.

Britney's tickled pink by her new married/paparazzi/stalker boyfriend

2008-01-10T22:45:00.000-06:00

Ahhhh, new love. How I wish I could experience the romance of buying cheap hooker wigs and binging on caffeine with the one I love, and who's wife, coincidentally, probably loves (or loved) too. I wish someone could explain this pic to me that supposedly was taken outside of a Starbucks in Baja, California. Is this just another one of Brit Brit's thrice-daily coffee runs (punctuated by random licking of a pap's snap-happy fingers), or has she actually resorted to snorting whipped topping? At least she's off the hard stuff...for now.

Selma Blair pulled a fast one on us

2008-01-02T17:51:00.000-06:00

First that crazy hair, now this! Only a week after it was reported that the actress had split with her long-time sexy beau (and Wisconsin native like yours truly!), it appears that Selma and model Matthew Felker are back on...or maybe were never even "off" to begin with. Felker, best known for his work in the Britney Spears Toxic video, has been dating Blair since early 2007.

Suri Cruise: Santa's little (alien) helper

2007-12-24T18:06:00.000-06:00

Life isn't bad for the most oblivious 2-year-old child star in the world. This weekend she helped mom Katie Holmes do some shopping at Fred Segal. Later, Tom beamed them back up to the mothership.

Marcia Cross "desperate" to get back to her pre-babies weight?

2007-12-23T16:25:00.000-06:00

It's always a struggle in Hollywood for new moms to shed those pounds fast-and I mean fast. It was quite a serendipitous occurrence, then, that the ongoing writer's strike has made for lots of down time for Bree Hodge to drop some calories! That's great and all, but I wish the writer's strike was over for two reasons: The longer they strike, the longer Marcia jogs...won't be pretty in a few months time. Also, I want to see what happens to Wisteria Lane after that huge tornado! Come on guys, give me something to go on...

Paris and Alex enjoy each other's company

2007-12-22T12:17:00.000-06:00

Paris Hilton and (new bf?) Alex Viggo did some last minute holiday shopping at the Beverly Center in LA on Thursday, but don't be fooled- they're actually talking to each other.

Jamie Spears pregnant- Let's all feign surprise

2007-12-18T22:32:00.000-06:00

How are people so shocked about this? It was rumored a couple of months ago that Jamie Lynn Spears was knocked up by her longtime what's-his-name boyfriend (how long is a long time for a 16-year-old?) and that she was "keeping the baby". After revealing the news of her pregnancy to her mother, which reportedly happened around Thanksgiving, the two did what seemed to be the best idea at the time- tell it all to OK Magazine. That's what I would have done. Milk that cash cow, Momma Spears.

Miss Puerto Rico's pepper spray claims proved false!

2007-12-02T12:22:00.001-06:00

Ingrid Marie Rivera, the reigning Miss Puerto Rico 2008, has a lot of explaining to do, according to police spokesman Stephen Alvarez. The 24-year-old said she was forced to "ice down" her face and body backstage in between segments, and that she didn't know why people would ever think she would lie about this. I still don't, mind telling me?

Is Geri Halliwell too skinny?

2007-12-02T12:14:00.000-06:00

Geri looks cute (and teeny tiny) here in her sweats and oversized jeans, and I'm super psyched about the Spice Girls comeback. Is it all the dance rehearsals she's been having, or is it something more? She looks as skinny as Posh in this pic.

Britney runs over another pap's foot!

2007-11-15T10:15:00.000-06:00

My feelings about Brit Brit have officially come full circle. I started off about a year ago feeling sorry for her and all the constant media scrutiny about how she lives her life and raises her children. Then, I got irritated at her erratic and irresponsible behavior. Now, I look at this picture and can't help but feel pity for the falling pop star. As Britney was driving to the Beverly Hills Hotel the other night, she was bombarded by photogs and (accidentally?) ran over another unsuspecting pap's foot. With her driving record as public as it is, you'd think they'd be a little more cautious of their extremities around Brit's car.

It keeps looking worse for Kanye's Momma's doctor

2007-11-14T11:35:00.000-06:00

As if it isn't hard enough for a young man to lose his mother so unexpectedly and at such a young age (Donda West was 58), now Kanye West has to cope with the fact that this tragedy could have been prevented had some research been conducted on Dr. Jan Adams' shady past. He was convicted in and lost two malpractice suits, and last April was asked to revoke his medical license due to multiple pending DUI cases. Adams continues to say that he had nothing to do with the unforeseen tragedy, and that it probably was due to "a heart attack, pulmonary embolism, or massive vomiting."